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"No but I am scratching my ass ..I may have (a) full house...or I may be bluffing..."
Whoops, my mistake. That wasn't one of Graham's best quotes, that was one of Teo's best quotes and he made it today. lol
Here are the Graham quotes...
“If I’m president, we’re gonna drink more.”
— Graham issues a boozy campaign promise in August at the Iowa State Fair
Whoops, my mistake. That wasn't one of Graham's best quotes, that was one of Teo's best quotes and he made it today. lol
Here are the Graham quotes...
“If I’m president, we’re gonna drink more.”
— Graham issues a boozy campaign promise in August at the Iowa State Fair
“I’ve got a lot of friends. We’ll have a rotating first lady.”
— Graham, a longtime bachelor, on who would serve as his first lady if elected, in an interview with the Daily Mail“Strom Thurmond had four kids after age 67. If you’re not willing to do that, we need to come up with a new immigration system.”
— Graham scolds his fellow opponents on immigration reform with a reference to former South Carolina Sen. Strom Thurmond’s virility during a GOP debate in September“I wasn’t the best law student. By the end of this debate, it would be the most time I’ve ever spent in any library.”
— Graham admits his academic shortcomings during the debate, which was held at the Reagan Presidential Library in Simi Valley“His favorite movie is apparently ‘Princess Bride.’ Ted, getting in bed with Iran and Russia to save Assad is inconceivable. Princess Buttercup would not like this.”
— Graham pokes fun at Sen. Ted Cruz’s foreign policy — and film choices — during last week’s debate in Las Vegas“Sequestration is Latin for ‘doing really dumb things.’”
— Graham during the same debate“He’s a race-baiting, xenophobic, religious bigot. You know how you make America great again? You tell Donald Trump to go to hell.”
— Graham on Trump’s proposal to ban all Muslims from entering the United States in response to the terror attacks in Paris and San Bernardino, Calif.“ISIL would be dancing in the streets — they just don’t believe in dancing.”
— Graham describes how the Islamic State militant group would react if Trump were elected president at last week’s early Republican presidential debate in Las Vegas“Mr. Trump, you don’t have to speak about everything. It’s not required.”
— Graham’s message for the bombastic Republican frontrunner during the same debate“I’m not afraid of a guy riding around on a horse without a shirt. The guy’s got a pair of twos and we’ve got a full house and he’s walking all over Obama.”
— Graham comments on Russian President Vladimir Putin during the debate in Las Vegas“I blame Obama for ISIL, not Bush. I’m tired of beating on Bush! I miss George W. Bush! I wish he were president right now! We wouldn’t be in this mess!”
— Graham expresses his love for the former president at the same debate“On our side, you’ve got the number two guy tried to kill someone at 14, and the number one guy is high-energy and crazy as hell. … How am I losing to these people?”
— Graham handicaps the presidential race on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” in October“You can’t deter these guys — they’re ready to die … bring on the virgins.”
— Graham on ISIS during last week’s GOP debate