Gay Ice cream from Ben and Jerry

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/450549/ben-jerry-ice-cream-tub-i-dough-cookie-flavour-rename-gay-marriage-same-sex-ruling-court

The re-designed tub shows two loved-up cows in top hats and with their tails knotted together.

"two loved up cows"


Marriage for them soon, too?

Open the barn door....

We've got some baby-faced lunatic offspring of some psychotic dictator daddy starving the people of North Korea to death. We've got crazed muslims beheading people. We've got cops shooting people in the back who are running from a traffic violation. We've got hundreds of crazed lunatics in the street burning down their own neighborhood. We've got chickenhawks misusing the military resulting in thousands of our own countrymen losing their limbs and their lives for absolutely no reason. We've got $17 trillion dollars in fucking debt that just keeps on growing. We've got politicians lying, cheating, stealing and demagogueing their way to the top.

Somehow I can't get that excited over queer ice cream. lol

Bob wrote:We've got some baby-faced lunatic offspring of some psychotic dictator daddy starving the people of North Korea to death.  We've got crazed muslims beheading people.  We've got cops shooting people in the back who are running from a traffic violation.  We've got hundreds of crazed lunatics in the street burning down their own neighborhood.  We've got chickenhawks misusing the military resulting in thousands of our own countrymen losing their limbs and their lives for absolutely no reason.  We've got $17 trillion dollars in fucking debt that just keeps on growing.  We've got politicians lying, cheating, stealing and demagogueing their way to the top.

Somehow I can't get that excited over queer ice cream.  lol

I don't know Ice Cream is always pretty exciting for me.....fact is I am heading for tastee freeze

How could queer ice cream be sinful.  Ice cream hadn't even been invented yet when those goat herders wrote that fucking book.
But then again maybe they attempted to make it with goat milk and it tasted bad.  That I can understand.  That goat milk is nasty.  I'd say goat ice cream is a sin too.  So maybe me and the goat herders have finally found some common ground.

But of course seaoat will interpret this as fence-sitting. lol

Boy I could not have been more wrong. I thought ice cream was invented for the St. Louis World's Fair.
But, according to this, ice cream was first invented by the Romans right after they crucified Jesus. So if I was you I'd avoid the Tastee Freeze and go straight to chik-fil-a.

http://www.almanac.com/content/history-ice-cream

After a hot day of crucifying enemies of the state nothing beats a big bowl of Gelato....

See,  teo.  You just proved a point I made in that other thread.

Humor is as necessary to human life as eating,  drinking,  pissing,  and shitting.
And any book that pretends to explain life and existence without humor,  deserves to be on the same bookshelf as the screenplay for Plan 9 From Outer Space.

maybe it's hard for God to find anything funny...I mean he already knows every punch line or he wouldn't be God would he ?

Wednesday morning the weather was too bad to play golf. I was bored with nothing to do.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door.

I opened it to find a young, well dressed man standing there who said: "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

So I said, "Come in and sit down."

I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?"

He said, "Beats the shit out of me. Nobody's ever let me in.

I have to say I absolutely agree with your signature quote, teo.  Never noticed it until now.

Bob wrote:I have to say I absolutely agree with your signature quote, teo.  Never noticed it until now.

*****HeeHeeHee*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2Tqzo-Kz8s