Aqua Buddha for President

Sal · 1 Aqua Buddha for President 4/7/2015, 4:03 pm

Sal

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"I envision an America where you can decide who is allowed to walk into your establishment for a calzone.

An America, where a union of love must be of one vagina and one penis.

An America that treats corporations like people.

An America where the American people, the good, hard-working Americans, can look at the most in need, the children and elderly and those who served this nation and say, "Whatever, dudes. Get off the government tit."

I want the same America my father wanted, but I'll love Israel more and let you get high.

Glibertarians Untie!!"

Wordslinger · 2 Re: Aqua Buddha for President 4/7/2015, 5:39 pm

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Sal wrote:

"I envision an America where you can decide who is allowed to walk into your establishment for a calzone.

An America, where a union of love must be of one vagina and one penis.

An America that treats corporations like people.

An America where the American people, the good, hard-working Americans, can look at the most in need, the children and elderly and those who served this nation and say, "Whatever, dudes. Get off the government tit."

I want the same America my father wanted, but I'll love Israel more and let you get high.

Glibertarians Untie!!"

Given the alternative of Bush III, Ted Cruz, Marco Polo, er Rubio, Dr. Ted Carlsen, (screw the traffic) Chris Christy, I must say, Rand Paul is looking good. (Note: My list of potential republican candidates is arbitrary, and I'm aware I've left out the other 223 contenders.)

Sal · 3 Re: Aqua Buddha for President 4/8/2015, 10:30 am

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Actual quote from Randy's big announcement ....

"I support the Reagan approach to the Iran negotiations."

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