About Last Night…
January 21, 2015 tengrain
carebear-toasts
I didn’t watch The Speech. I almost never do. From the first SOTU address (‘You lie!”) I knew that there is nothing President Obama could ever say that would get through the reflexive, instinctive disrespect that Y’all Qaeda would show him. From January 20, 2009—when for the first time that a black man put his hand on the Bible and took that oath of office—to today, the GOP has proven that their pettiness and racism would trump democracy.
Also/too: there is no way that anything that The Kenyan Usurper might propose will ever make it out of the gate. The Confederacy will see to that. I also feel that while some of the really worthy proposals that were floated in the press (the best one: Free Community College! runner-up: Close Loopholes on the Rich) might have had a chance in the first of his two administrations, it seems sort of cynical to propose them now when they don’t.
So I didn’t watch, I didn’t get to see his Zinger live. I’ll live.
That said, however, I did watch the testicle juggling thunder-c*** (I miss DC Martin more than I can tell you) tell us about wandering the frozen hog pens of Iowa in her #breadbags during the ascendency of Saint Ronnie’s Miracle of VooDoo Economics, and apparently I won the inner net:
RT @Tengrain: "Gee, Mom, I hope Wonderbread changes their packaging. Prom's coming up!" #breadbags
— Tengrain (@Tengrain) January 21, 2015
Does Wonderbread come in kicky mules? #breadbags
— Tengrain (@Tengrain) January 21, 2015
You guys, lay off her or walk a mile in her #breadbags
— Tengrain (@Tengrain) January 21, 2015
Well, #breadbags was no Rubio: pic.twitter.com/c2Vpye87dI
— Tengrain (@Tengrain) January 21, 2015
I know this because:
Wow. @Tengrain and @nicadler made #breadbags a trending topic in the US. Mind: Blown. http://t.co/FN2HCEHPBR
— Who Trended it ? (@WhoTrendedIT) January 21, 2015
So… I guess Mock, Paper, Scissors was well-represented in the national dialog last night.
(For those of you interested in context, here’s the text of the speech from the Pride of Iowa.)
Oh, in case you missed it, here’s Canadian-born latino and immigrant-hating southern white supremacist Senator Ted Cruz asking for a do-over when he flubbed the beginning of his own response to SOTU:
Hahaha! *Breathes* Hahaha! RT @TUSK81: Oh. My. God. RT @katherinemiller "Let me start over" https://t.co/h3msr8h1WQ
— Tengrain (@Tengrain) January 21, 2015