Teo, buy me this house

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/19340694/2012/08/22/converted-missile-silo-home-for-sale

Chrissy8 wrote:http://www.nbc-2.com/story/19340694/2012/08/22/converted-missile-silo-home-for-sale

I love it. They have a lot of those silos for sale. That is one that they really did right though. A real paranoia palace....I will settle for my little hole in the ground when the duck and cover comes...It will serve as a dual purpose bunker/ grave depending on how close the blast is.

wait... i thght we were supposed to get two or three years of sex before you got a house?

Wait a minute, Teo. Is that hole in the ground big enough for us all? I'm counting on you to provide us shelter. I'll provide the tequila and Chrissy can provide the whine.

I got a friend that has a couple of trackhoes. We can dig that hole as big as we need to get it. The little one can be moved with his F-350. The big one costs him a grand to move, but we don't need to bury a gymnasium anyway.

if things turn ugly... i've got a sailboat that'll stay afloat... but be warned i plan on inviting dreamy and we get the front birth.

Aw shucks it's just a 12X12 underground room I am in the process of concreting in IF it ever stops raining....I may not finish in time so I'll just join you all on the beach for a blast...party.

Hey Bob's got a buddy in Georgia with a bunker already built. We can just rent us an old school bus sing partridge family songs and run up there if we get enough notice....

PkrBum wrote:if things turn ugly... i've got a sailboat that'll stay afloat... but be warned i plan on inviting dreamy and we get the front birth.

I still have that damn 46-foot trawler yacht we can go in. Two bedrooms, two heads, kitchen, salon, bathtub, washer & dryer & dishwasher.

TEOTWAWKI wrote:Hey Bob's got a buddy in Georgia with a bunker already built. We can just rent us an old school bus sing partridge family songs and run up there if we get enough notice....

Kumbaya!

Maybe we can steal one of those goofy trucks they use on the tornado chaser series.

Yomama wrote:

PkrBum wrote:if things turn ugly... i've got a sailboat that'll stay afloat... but be warned i plan on inviting dreamy and we get the front birth.

I still have that damn 46-foot trawler yacht we can go in. Two bedrooms, two heads, kitchen, salon, bathtub, washer & dryer & dishwasher.

That sounds like a winner...what would be the charge for safe passage captain...let's go to skull Island I always wanted to wrestle King Kong best 2 outta 3.

TEOTWAWKI wrote:
Come on get happy !

Speaking of the Partridge family, I always had a crush on Susan Dey.... Ooooo, hot tamale!

TEOTWAWKI wrote:

Yomama wrote:

PkrBum wrote:if things turn ugly... i've got a sailboat that'll stay afloat... but be warned i plan on inviting dreamy and we get the front birth.

I still have that damn 46-foot trawler yacht we can go in. Two bedrooms, two heads, kitchen, salon, bathtub, washer & dryer & dishwasher.

That sounds like a winner...what would be the charge for safe passage captain...let's go to skull Island I always wanted to wrestle King Kong best 2 outta 3.

Well, the one good fuel tank I have left holds 350 gallons of diesel. Fill that and I'll even take you to treasure island so you can greet Long John Silver... Aaaaarrrr!

Yomama wrote:

TEOTWAWKI wrote:

Yomama wrote:

PkrBum wrote:if things turn ugly... i've got a sailboat that'll stay afloat... but be warned i plan on inviting dreamy and we get the front birth.

I still have that damn 46-foot trawler yacht we can go in. Two bedrooms, two heads, kitchen, salon, bathtub, washer & dryer & dishwasher.

That sounds like a winner...what would be the charge for safe passage captain...let's go to skull Island I always wanted to wrestle King Kong best 2 outta 3.

Well, the one good fuel tank I have left holds 350 gallons of diesel. Fill that and I'll even take you to treasure island so you can greet Long John Silver... Aaaaarrrr!

i could pull the entire lot of you with a favorable trade... three sheets to the wind..!!

PkrBum wrote:

Yomama wrote:

TEOTWAWKI wrote:

Yomama wrote:

PkrBum wrote:if things turn ugly... i've got a sailboat that'll stay afloat... but be warned i plan on inviting dreamy and we get the front birth.

I still have that damn 46-foot trawler yacht we can go in. Two bedrooms, two heads, kitchen, salon, bathtub, washer & dryer & dishwasher.

That sounds like a winner...what would be the charge for safe passage captain...let's go to skull Island I always wanted to wrestle King Kong best 2 outta 3.

Well, the one good fuel tank I have left holds 350 gallons of diesel. Fill that and I'll even take you to treasure island so you can greet Long John Silver... Aaaaarrrr!

i could pull the entire lot of you with a favorable trade... three sheets to the wind..!!

Hey we could be pirates....I know where BUSH LIVES IN Paraguay.

that may be our only chance... can we arm wrestle for dreamy? the front birth is non-negotiable.

PkrBum wrote:i could pull the entire lot of you with a favorable trade... three sheets to the wind..!!

That sounds about right... Main, genny, and spinnaker?

I have a sailboat too.. It's a latine-rigged 13 footer. I took bob out on it a couple of weeks back. I tacked and he ducked the boom and wound up laying with his back in the foot well area. He laid there for a few minutes in a little water and it looked mighty uncomfortable. When I told him he could enjoy it better up on the deck, he said he thought that I wanted him to lay in the bilge.

What kind of sailboat do you have Pkrbum?

Yomama wrote:

PkrBum wrote:i could pull the entire lot of you with a favorable trade... three sheets to the wind..!!

That sounds about right... Main, genny, and spinnaker?

I have a sailboat too.. It's a latine-rigged 13 footer. I took bob out on it a couple of weeks back. I tacked and he ducked the boom and wound up laying with his back in the foot well area. He laid there for a few minutes in a little water and it looked mighty uncomfortable. When I told him he could enjoy it better up on the deck, he said he thought that I wanted him to lay in the bilge.

What kind of sailboat do you have Pkrbum?

lol... i can picture that scene exactly. it's an old irving with the sea keel... she's a good girl.

TEOTWAWKI wrote:Hey Bob's got a buddy in Georgia with a bunker already built. We can just rent us an old school bus sing partridge family songs and run up there if we get enough notice.

It has 12 bunks in it, but only enough for he, his wife and his children and their families.
It's 20x20 with 8"thick reinforced concrete for the ceiling, floor and walls.
It was installed into a hillside with a barn in front of it to disguise it. There's a hidden door in the back of the barn which leads to a vault door to enter the bunker.

Yomama wrote:Wait a minute, Teo. Is that hole in the ground big enough for us all? I'm counting on you to provide us shelter. I'll provide the tequila and Chrissy can provide the whine.

I got a friend that has a couple of trackhoes. We can dig that hole as big as we need to get it. The little one can be moved with his F-350. The big one costs him a grand to move, but we don't need to bury a gymnasium anyway.

I'm sure I could be useful for something other than whine

Chrissy8 wrote:I'm sure I could be useful for something other than whine

I was wondering when you were gonna catch that.

Other uses? Lessee, yeah we could use somebody to do the laundry, cooking, and the dishes

Chrissy8 wrote:

Yomama wrote:Wait a minute, Teo. Is that hole in the ground big enough for us all? I'm counting on you to provide us shelter. I'll provide the tequila and Chrissy can provide the whine.

I got a friend that has a couple of trackhoes. We can dig that hole as big as we need to get it. The little one can be moved with his F-350. The big one costs him a grand to move, but we don't need to bury a gymnasium anyway.

I'm sure I could be useful for something other than whine

of that i have no doubt...

PkrBum wrote:

Chrissy8 wrote:

Yomama wrote:Wait a minute, Teo. Is that hole in the ground big enough for us all? I'm counting on you to provide us shelter. I'll provide the tequila and Chrissy can provide the whine.

I got a friend that has a couple of trackhoes. We can dig that hole as big as we need to get it. The little one can be moved with his F-350. The big one costs him a grand to move, but we don't need to bury a gymnasium anyway.

I'm sure I could be useful for something other than whine

of that i have no doubt...

pkr, can I get a idea of what that might be? yomamma has me as the slave.

yomamma, I have just the dish to prepare for you.

Chrissy8 wrote: yomamma has me as the slave.

yomamma, I have just the dish to prepare for you.

I was just thinking about what was women's work

Okay, I'll do the cooking. I prefer doing that anyway.