How to set up your healthcare.gov account

Please create your password
   roses

Sorry, too few characters
   pretty roses

Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character
   1 pretty rose

Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces
    1prettyrose

Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters
    1friggingprettyrose

Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character
    1FRIGGINGprettyrose

Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively
    1FriggingPrettyRose

Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters
    1FriggingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourA__If YouDon'tGiveMeAccessRighNow

Sorry, you cannot use punctuation               1FriggingPrettyRoseShovedWhereTheSunDoesNotShineIfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightNow

Sorry, that password is already in use.

 

btw ppaca. I wanted to tell you thank you for giving me the idea to file a complaint with the attn. gen the other day. Im not sure if it was that threat or my cussing him out earlier in the day, but that guy paid me back today for my van getting that broken bolt out of the engine block.

Thank you

It probably helped when you started beating the crap out of him lol.


Glad you got your money back.

Thanks

ppaca wrote:Please create your password
   roses

Sorry, too few characters
   pretty roses

Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character
   1 pretty rose

Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces
    1prettyrose

Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters
    1friggingprettyrose

Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character
    1FRIGGINGprettyrose

Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively
    1FriggingPrettyRose

Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters
    1FriggingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourA__If YouDon'tGiveMeAccessRighNow

Sorry, you cannot use punctuation                1FriggingPrettyRoseShovedWhereTheSunDoesNotShineIfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightNow

Sorry, that password is already in use.

Priceless.

Now you just have to write them a letter telling them it is a hardship for you to get personal health insurance. Presto, home free, no penalty.

ppaca wrote:Please create your password
   roses

Sorry, too few characters
   pretty roses

Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character
   1 pretty rose

Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces
    1prettyrose

Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters
    1friggingprettyrose

Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character
    1FRIGGINGprettyrose

Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively
    1FriggingPrettyRose

Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters
    1FriggingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourA__If YouDon'tGiveMeAccessRighNow

Sorry, you cannot use punctuation                1FriggingPrettyRoseShovedWhereTheSunDoesNotShineIfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightNow

Sorry, that password is already in use.

Shorter version:

Hey, dingbat, follow the directions!

ppaca wrote:Please create your password
   roses

Sorry, too few characters
   pretty roses

Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character
   1 pretty rose

Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces
    1prettyrose

Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters
    1friggingprettyrose

Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character
    1FRIGGINGprettyrose

Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively
    1FriggingPrettyRose

Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters
    1FriggingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourA__If YouDon'tGiveMeAccessRighNow

Sorry, you cannot use punctuation                1FriggingPrettyRoseShovedWhereTheSunDoesNotShineIfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightNow

Sorry, that password is already in use.