What's the difference between a Pentacostal Priest and a Catholic Priest?

A: With one you get snake-bit, with the other you get molested and hidden!

http://news.yahoo.com/los-angeles-bishop-kept-altar-boy-list-police-070151331.html

Shiites murder Sunnis, and vice versa. Jews use the Gaza Strip for a concentration camp, Jehovah's Witnesses prefer letting sick children die rather than be helped by a doctor, Protestants and Catholics in Ireland have been murdering each others' children for centuries, and in Africa, Muslims kill Christians and vice versa, ditto for Hindus and Muslims in India.


Yessirree sir, god sure appears to be a mean sonofabitch!