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Bengt Holst, director of the Copenhagen Zoo, resigns ...

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Wordslinger

Wordslinger

Besieged by thousands of irate emails, the director of the Copenhagen Zoo resigned this morning to consider offers from Barnum and Bailey and SeaWorld to take over their animal operations.

The government of Iran has asked Holst to lecture to their highest military leaders on the social values of eliminating individuals because of faulty genes.

The leading Christian cleric of the Central African Republic has asked Holst to help arrange for thousands of airbolt devices to be delivered to their anti-muslim forces.

Although unconfirmed, anonymous informants claim that the Obama administration has offered Bengt Holst a position within their drone-assassination program. Muslims (Arab or American) deemed to have faulty genes will be targeted for "national interests."

Just how insidious is Mr. Holtz? Consider, at his direction, Marius, the two-year-old giraffe scheduled for execution was fed his favorite meal of rye bread just before his brain was shattered by the airbolt gun.

So is it really fair to consider that Mr. Holtz is really an unsentimental, heartless scientist zoo director just doing his job? And if space and care costs were the main consideration in Marius's death sentence, according to Holst, why waste the loaf of rye?

Things to think about ... it's a wonderful world.

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