tell me somthing i dont know?

PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

poof

Bieber and Gomez.....perfect bookends to hold up the huge lack of talent in the void.........a very large void.

2seaoat wrote:Bieber and Gomez.....perfect bookends to hold up the huge lack of talent in the void.........a very large void.

Im not a beiber fan, but gomez has talent and only an old fart could not recognize that.

You see your so caught up in yourself you couldn't possibly understand what this song means.



I do... because not one of you god damn old fucking farts have ever told me a damn thing I don't know yet. and I wait and my patients have run out.   

You are out of touch with reality....

I'm to busy training my new secretary to..... come up with something new.

*****LECHEROUS CHUCKLE*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9-R9S1m4dA

 

Did you know that a crocodile's tongue is attached to the roof of it's mouth?

Which renders it nearly impossible to perform a 69 during mating rituals.

(ok... I might've made up that last part)

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliaphobia is a fear of long words.

PkrBum wrote:Did you know that a crocodile's tongue is attached to the roof of it's mouth?

Which renders it nearly impossible to perform a 69 during mating rituals.

(ok... I might've made up that last part)

good thing we are not crocodiles   

Upon the invention of the sealed metal can... it was 48 years before the invention of the mechanical can opener.

PkrBum wrote:Upon the invention of the sealed metal can... it was 48 years before the invention of the mechanical can opener.

they don't make cans like they used too.

British merchant Peter Durand made an impact on food preservation with his 1810 patenting of the tin can. In 1813, John Hall and Bryan Dorkin opened the first commercial canning factory in England. In 1846, Henry Evans invents a machine that can manufacture tin cans at a rate of sixty per hour. An significant increase over the previous rate of only six per hour

The first tin cans were so thick they had to be hammered open. As cans became thinner, it became possible to invent dedicated can openers. In 1858, Ezra Warner of Waterbury, Connecticut patented the first can opener. The U.S. military used it during the Civil War. In 1866, J. Osterhoudt patented the tin can with a key opener that you can find on sardine cans.
William Lyman - Classic Can Opener
The inventor of the familiar household can opener was William Lyman. William Lyman patented a very easy to use can opener in 1870. The kind with the wheel that rolls and cuts around the rim of a can. The Star Can Company of San Francisco improved William Lyman's can opener in 1925 by adding a serrated edge to the wheel. An electric version of the same type of can opener was first sold in December of 1931.
Beer in a Can
On January 24, 1935, the first canned beer, "Krueger Cream Ale," was sold by the Kruger Brewing Company of Richmond, VA.
Pop-Top Can
In 1959, Ermal Fraze invented the pop-top can (or easy-open can) in Kettering, Ohio.
Aerosol Spray Cans
The concept of an aerosol originated as early as 1790, when self-pressurized carbonated beverages were introduced in France.

Army Can opener  One came in every pack of C rations

was one of the first designs of our modern day bra. Mary Phelps Jacob created a backless bra with two handkerchiefs and a pink ribbon in 1914. A New York City socialite, Mary sold this design to Warner Brother's Corset Company. This wasn't the first bra type created, but it was one of the most popular.

Titanium wrote:was one of the first designs of our modern day bra. Mary Phelps Jacob created a backless bra with two handkerchiefs and a pink ribbon in 1914. A New York City socialite, Mary sold this design to Warner Brother's Corset Company. This wasn't the first bra type created, but it was one of the most popular.

I once invented a bra using 2 band aids and a piece of dental floss. Lot of lookers but not many sales...

Mr Ichi wrote:

Titanium wrote:was one of the first designs of our modern day bra. Mary Phelps Jacob created a backless bra with two handkerchiefs and a pink ribbon in 1914. A New York City socialite, Mary sold this design to Warner Brother's Corset Company. This wasn't the first bra type created, but it was one of the most popular.

I once invented a bra using 2 band aids and a piece of dental floss. Lot of lookers but not many sales...    

Think I recall that one back in Daytona a long time ago lol

but this really takes the cake

Crete is accredited with not only the first corset, but also the first bra. In fact, they were wearing bras hundreds of years before the rest of us. Funny thing is Grecian women wore bras and corsets that supported yet exposed their breasts. You can see things like depicted in their forms of the Snake Goddess.

ok that creped me out lol

Crete (Greek: Κρήτη Kríti; [kriti]) is the largest and most populous of the Greek islands, the fifth-largest island in the Mediterranean Sea, and one of the thirteen administrative regions of Greece. It forms a significant part of the economy and cultural heritage of Greece while retaining its own local cultural traits (such as its own poetry, and music). Crete was once the center of the Minoan civilization (c. 2700–1420 BC), which is currently regarded as the earliest recorded civilization in Europe

damn cretians lol

The last state admitted to the United States wasn't Hawaii or Alaksa. It was Ohio.

When, in 1809, Ohio legislators were preparing to sign the documents of incorporation, there was a fire in the statehouse. By the time the confusion was settled, it was forgotten that the documents were never signed. Although several U.S. presidents were born there, and although the state seal proudly proclaims its incorporation date as 1809, the state of Ohio was officially admitted into the union in 1953.

*****SMILE*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkg-bzTHeAk

 

Damaged Eagle wrote:

The last state admitted to the United States wasn't Hawaii or Alaksa. It was Ohio.

When, in 1809, Ohio legislators were preparing to sign the documents of incorporation, there was a fire in the statehouse. By the time the confusion was settled, it was forgotten that the documents were never signed. Although several U.S. presidents were born there, and although the state seal proudly proclaims its incorporation date as 1809, the state of Ohio was officially admitted into the union in 1953.

*****SMILE*****


  

I did not know that.

  

In the early 1900s, sweet tea was an item of luxury used as an exhibition of wealth due to the expensive nature of tea, ice, and sugar.[1][2] Ice was possibly the most valued of the ingredients since it had to be shipped from afar at a time when access to cool drinking water was already a relative luxury.[2] In modern times it can be made in large quantities quickly and inexpensively.[2]

The oldest known recipe for sweet iced tea was published in 1879 in a community cookbook called Housekeeping in Old Virginia by Marion Cabell Tyree, who was born in Texas.[1] The recipe called for green tea since most sweet tea consumed during this period was green tea.[1][2] However, during World War II, the major sources of green tea were cut off from the United States (due to anti-Japanese sentiment at the time), leaving them with tea almost exclusively from British-controlled India which produced black tea. Americans came out of the war drinking predominantly black tea.[9] Sweet tea was once consumed as a punch mixed with hard liquour with flavorings of mint and cream,[2] with mint julep being a close version of the punch drink with its similar ingredients.[5]

Everybody has a different tongue print.

Chrissy wrote:

Damaged Eagle wrote:

The last state admitted to the United States wasn't Hawaii or Alaksa. It was Ohio.

When, in 1809, Ohio legislators were preparing to sign the documents of incorporation, there was a fire in the statehouse. By the time the confusion was settled, it was forgotten that the documents were never signed. Although several U.S. presidents were born there, and although the state seal proudly proclaims its incorporation date as 1809, the state of Ohio was officially admitted into the union in 1953.

*****SMILE*****


  

I did not know that.

  

In the early 1900s, sweet tea was an item of luxury used as an exhibition of wealth due to the expensive nature of tea, ice, and sugar.[1][2] Ice was possibly the most valued of the ingredients since it had to be shipped from afar at a time when access to cool drinking water was already a relative luxury.[2] In modern times it can be made in large quantities quickly and inexpensively.[2]

The oldest known recipe for sweet iced tea was published in 1879 in a community cookbook called Housekeeping in Old Virginia by Marion Cabell Tyree, who was born in Texas.[1] The recipe called for green tea since most sweet tea consumed during this period was green tea.[1][2] However, during World War II, the major sources of green tea were cut off from the United States (due to anti-Japanese sentiment at the time), leaving them with tea almost exclusively from British-controlled India which produced black tea. Americans came out of the war drinking predominantly black tea.[9] Sweet tea was once consumed as a punch mixed with hard liquour with flavorings of mint and cream,[2] with mint julep being a close version of the punch drink with its similar ingredients.[5]

My grandmother said she was 12 years old before she ever saw ice. She said she knew what it was, just had never seen it.

Mr Ichi wrote:

Chrissy wrote:

Damaged Eagle wrote:

The last state admitted to the United States wasn't Hawaii or Alaksa. It was Ohio.

When, in 1809, Ohio legislators were preparing to sign the documents of incorporation, there was a fire in the statehouse. By the time the confusion was settled, it was forgotten that the documents were never signed. Although several U.S. presidents were born there, and although the state seal proudly proclaims its incorporation date as 1809, the state of Ohio was officially admitted into the union in 1953.

*****SMILE*****


  

I did not know that.

  

In the early 1900s, sweet tea was an item of luxury used as an exhibition of wealth due to the expensive nature of tea, ice, and sugar.[1][2] Ice was possibly the most valued of the ingredients since it had to be shipped from afar at a time when access to cool drinking water was already a relative luxury.[2] In modern times it can be made in large quantities quickly and inexpensively.[2]

The oldest known recipe for sweet iced tea was published in 1879 in a community cookbook called Housekeeping in Old Virginia by Marion Cabell Tyree, who was born in Texas.[1] The recipe called for green tea since most sweet tea consumed during this period was green tea.[1][2] However, during World War II, the major sources of green tea were cut off from the United States (due to anti-Japanese sentiment at the time), leaving them with tea almost exclusively from British-controlled India which produced black tea. Americans came out of the war drinking predominantly black tea.[9] Sweet tea was once consumed as a punch mixed with hard liquour with flavorings of mint and cream,[2] with mint julep being a close version of the punch drink with its similar ingredients.[5]

My grandmother said she was 12 years old before she ever saw ice.  She said she knew what it was, just had never seen it.

That's amazing. the small things we take for granted. I can only imagine seeing and experiencing ice for the first time must have been very cool. pun not intended but it does work.

That's amazing. the small things we take for granted. I can only imagine seeing and experiencing ice for the first time must have been very cool. pun not intended but it does work.

Life was very hard down in south Forida in the 1880/90s/  No electricity, wood stoves, no ice, very little screening for the windows, snakes, gators , fever. I asked her when she was in her 90s what were the 3 biggest inventions she had seem in almost a 100 years.. She said. Asprin, you could break a fever with it 2 Man made  Ice. and,, Mayonise. I said wth?  Mayonise?  Sure she said, When people learned to mix oil, eggs, and such together that started people to think about creating and cooking other things.  She was an amazing person.

PkrBum wrote:Everybody has a different tongue print.

hmmmm all I can say at this point is more more more......... im lovin this

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Andrea Marie Truden was born in Nashville, Tennessee, United States.[2] She attended Saint Cecilia Academy, an all-girl Catholic school in Nashville.[6]

Career[edit]

True moved to New York City as a teenager, to seek fame as a mainstream film star. While she did manage to get some minor roles in mainstream movies from time to time, including The Way We Were, the fame she sought was fleeting. When some friends asked her to join them in a pornographic movie, she went along with the idea, initially thinking of this opportunity as the best way for her to gain more experience with films and acting. She performed in pornographic films in Scandinavia in the 1960s, and by the end of the decade, began appearing in American adult films. Eventually, she appeared in more than sixty hardcore porn films throughout the 1970s and early to mid-1980s, and distinguished herself as one of the more recognizable porn stars in the early New York adult film industry.[6]

During her heyday as a porn actress, around 1975, True was hired by a real estate business in Jamaica to appear in their commercials. During her stay in Jamaica, a political crisis gripped the island, and no one was allowed to leave with any money. Not wanting to lose the pay she had earned from the real estate ads, True asked her friend, record producer Gregg Diamond, to travel to the island and produce a track for her, which she would finance locally using that money. Diamond arrived with a composition in hand, to which True added her vocals. The result of their collaboration was "More, More, More."




             

Mr Ichi wrote:That's amazing. the small things we take for granted. I can only imagine seeing and experiencing ice for the first time must have been very cool. pun not intended but it does work.

Life was very hard down in south Forida in the 1880/90s/  No electricity, wood stoves, no ice, very little screening for the windows, snakes, gators , fever. I asked her when she was in her 80s what were the 3 biggest inventions she had seem in almost a 100 years.. She said. Asprin, you could break a fever with it 2 Man made  Ice. and,, Mayonise. I said wth?  Mayonise?  Sure she said, When people learned to mix oil, eggs, and such together that started people to think about creating and cooking other things.  She was an amazing person.

I like that story. let me tell you a secret. im way more fond of older people than I let on. im actually fonder of them than the young ones. but keep this between us. I don't want people to find out.

I like that story. let me tell you a secret. im way more fond of older people than I let on. im actually fonder of them than the young ones. but keep this between us. I don't want people to find out.

Hummmm You have a PM. LOL