Imp!!!!!

Talk to me man!

Have the liberals become even more disassociated from reality or am I just imagining things?

I miss your imaginative spirit and witty comments on our perceived world.

Give us some of your skewed wisdom before I decide that a third double shot of blackberry brandy might be the answer!

*****CHUCKLE*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_1ruZWJigo

 

The skewed wisdom part is a compliment by the way if you remember what was said about my talking points at the DMR.

 

Where is Imp....he disappears often.

Joanimaroni wrote:Where is Imp....he disappears often.

It's the start of the Christmas season. Imp is an imp. It's obvious he's verrrrry, verrrrrry busy helping Santa.

Damaged Eagle wrote:

Talk to me man!

Have the liberals become even more disassociated from reality or am I just imagining things?

I miss your imaginative spirit and witty comments on our perceived world.

Give us some of your skewed wisdom before I decide that a third double shot of blackberry brandy might be the answer!

*****CHUCKLE*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_1ruZWJigo

 

The skewed wisdom part is a compliment by the way if you remember what was said about my talking points at the DMR.

I'm always here.  I'm just usually at a loss for words as I'm constantly laughing, or crying, at the comments of our government butt sniffers.

You know, the Liberals and I aren't so very far apart.  We're both stocking up on Vaseline and KY, just for different reasons.  Apparently Obama's shit smells like roses and they're stampeding over each other to get a good long sniff from deep up inside.  Me, I'm trying to ease the pain as our illustrious government continually bends me over and hammers my ass.  Anybody have a doughnut cushion I can borrow?

I'm not skewed, I'm just politically incorrect.  Slightly off-kilter, half a bubble off plumb.  Nah, you're right, I'm totally skewed.  Better skewed than screwed.  Oh wait, I'm both.  Damn it!!

Joanimaroni wrote:Where is Imp....he disappears often.

I don't disappear beautiful. It's just hard to get a word in edge wise when the resident goon squad is on a bender.

Obama did swear to faithfully execute the laws and constitution of the United States of America...

We just didn't realize he meant by lethal injection.

ImpishScoundrel wrote: Apparently Obama's shit smells like roses and they're stampeding over each other to get a good long sniff from deep up inside.  

lmao

ImpishScoundrel wrote:
I'm always here.  I'm just usually at a loss for words as I'm constantly laughing, or crying, at the comments of our government butt sniffers.

You know, the Liberals and I aren't so very far apart.  We're both stocking up on Vaseline and KY, just for different reasons.  Apparently Obama's shit smells like roses and they're stampeding over each other to get a good long sniff from deep up inside.  Me, I'm trying to ease the pain as our illustrious government continually bends me over and hammers my ass.  Anybody have a doughnut cushion I can borrow?

I'm not skewed, I'm just politically incorrect.  Slightly off-kilter, half a bubble off plumb.  Nah, you're right, I'm totally skewed.  Better skewed than screwed.  Oh wait, I'm both.  Damn it!!

Good to hear from you man!

Your reply indicates that it's not just me. I didn't know if I'm going was nuts or if it was the two double shots of blackberry brandy... But I'ma thinkin' that I need another helping of the latter after reading some of the comments today... Of course the former might also apply if I keep reading some of the liberal responses....  

Hope you're local stores carry enough Vaseline and KY to keep you in supply. I have a feeling we all might need some by the crateful over the next couple of years.

Keep up the skewed wisdom and politically incorrect responses.

I need a grin.

*****CHUCKLE*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkT5dVJsnYk

PkrBum wrote:Obama did swear to faithfully execute the laws and constitution of the United States of America...

We just didn't realize he meant by lethal injection.

 

ImpishScoundrel wrote:

Joanimaroni wrote:Where is Imp....he disappears often.

I don't disappear beautiful.  It's just hard to get a word in edge wise when the resident goon squad is on a bender.

A bender or a lifetime binge?

PkrBum wrote:Obama did swear to faithfully execute the laws and constitution of the United States of America...

We just didn't realize he meant by lethal injection.

The liberals around here appear to think that's a good thing.

*****SAD SMILE*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqukWXviyew