Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex on Tracks

Nekochan · 1 Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex on Tracks 9/30/2013, 9:50 pm

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http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/09/30/Train-Runs-Over-Couple-Having-Sex-on-Tracks

Can you think of a more uncomfortable place to have sex? OK, knowing you all, y'all probably can. Shocked

But really...sex on railroad tracks?

TEOTWAWKI · 2 Re: Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex on Tracks 9/30/2013, 9:56 pm

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Sad sad sad..what a waste..Good women are hard to come by. I always wanted one that would make whoopee in cool places......

Joanimaroni · 3 Re: Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex on Tracks 9/30/2013, 9:57 pm

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Orgasmic?

Guest · 4 Re: Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex on Tracks 9/30/2013, 9:59 pm

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I sound alot like a freight train when I... never mind. lol

Nekochan · 5 Re: Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex on Tracks 9/30/2013, 10:01 pm

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PkrBum wrote:I sound alot like a freight train when I... never mind. lol

Maybe this poor guy does too...and it's why neither of them heard the train? Crying or Very sad

no stress · 6 Re: Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex on Tracks 9/30/2013, 10:04 pm

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its weird but I'm trying to figure out which sex position they were in to cause him to lose both legs but live and she gets grount to hamburger meat. I may have to marinate on this awhile.

Nekochan · 7 Re: Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex on Tracks 9/30/2013, 10:05 pm

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Gunz wrote:its weird but I'm trying to figure out which sex position they were in to cause him to lose both legs but live and she gets grount to hamburger meat. I may have to marinate on this awhile.

I knew it!! I knew someone was going to try to figure out why she died but he lived, but lost his legs. Twisted Evil

TEOTWAWKI · 8 Re: Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex on Tracks 9/30/2013, 10:08 pm

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Well if I were a girl I wouldn't let some guy put me on the gravel and use me for a cushion so I figure it was girl on top with the guys butt on the rail....she stuck up enough to take the full force of the train.......

Joanimaroni · 9 Re: Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex on Tracks 9/30/2013, 10:15 pm

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No no no.....he was on top, saw the train and dove over her.....his legs did no clear because.....

TEOTWAWKI · 10 Re: Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex on Tracks 9/30/2013, 10:20 pm

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Joanimaroni wrote:No no no.....he was on top, saw the train and dove over her.....his legs did no clear because.....

What a selfish jerk. The poor girl.

Sal · 11 Re: Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex on Tracks 9/30/2013, 10:23 pm

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Joanimaroni wrote:No no no.....he was on top, saw the train and dove over her.....his legs did no clear because.....

For some of us, withdrawal requires a loooooong backward motion.

This would not be conducive to a forward escape.

Joanimaroni · 12 Re: Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex on Tracks 9/30/2013, 10:28 pm

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Sal wrote:

Joanimaroni wrote:No no no.....he was on top, saw the train and dove over her.....his legs did no clear because.....

For some of us, withdrawal requires a loooooong backward motion.

This would not be conducive to a forward escape.

Not if he had his feet braced against the track for leverage.

If a train is approaching.......that long backward motion would not be necessary ....major rapid shrinkage would be instantaneous.

Sal · 13 Re: Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex on Tracks 9/30/2013, 10:33 pm

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Rapid shrinkage is a myth only observed in the field in cold water.

TEOTWAWKI · 14 Re: Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex on Tracks 9/30/2013, 10:35 pm

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In memory of a cool girl....

Sal · 15 Re: Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex on Tracks 9/30/2013, 10:35 pm

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Dammit, T.

I had an excellent response to your post, and you delete it.

Commit!!

Nekochan · 16 Re: Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex on Tracks 9/30/2013, 10:37 pm

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I knew that y'all would work hard to get this all figured out. Wink

Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex on Tracks

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Nekochan

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no stress

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Nekochan

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TEOTWAWKI

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Joanimaroni

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TEOTWAWKI

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Sal

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Joanimaroni

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Sal

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TEOTWAWKI

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Sal

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