The Myth of St. Trayvon

2seaoat wrote:Were you also suspended multiple times and did you have burglary tools and women's jewelry in your bag? And did you slam anyone's head into concrete and break their nose?


Much worse....you see when we were drinking that fat apple and MD 20 20 we had this great tree fort where we would be all criminal and the such.....well this trained crow befriended us.......we called him Sam.....you see crows are smarter than most people, when they caw most people understand it is just a great deal of noise......well old sam like every self respecting crow was attracted to shiny objects....specifically women's jewelry.....well this sudden crime spree happened, and the usual suspects were gathered and questioned.....but the crazy story I am about to tell.....and I certainly was not invisible when I told this story the first time....that old crow sam was swiping women's ear rings and braclets and flying off with them....well they ended up in the den of criminals tree fort......and not a soul would believe these feral children, until people caught old sam stealing a piece of jewelry off a picnic table and saw him drop it in the tree fort......strange story....nope...reality....and now I know the reality of Travon.......lean purple.........damn.....and he does not even have sam the crow in his story.

Tree forts....if only that were the case with Trayvon.

2seaoat wrote:Were you also suspended multiple times and did you have burglary tools and women's jewelry in your bag? And did you slam anyone's head into concrete and break their nose?


Much worse....you see when we were drinking that fat apple and MD 20 20 we had this great tree fort where we would be all criminal and the such.....well this trained crow befriended us.......we called him Sam.....you see crows are smarter than most people, when they caw most people understand it is just a great deal of noise......well old sam like every self respecting crow was attracted to shiny objects....specifically women's jewelry.....well this sudden crime spree happened, and the usual suspects were gathered and questioned.....but the crazy story I am about to tell.....and I certainly was not invisible when I told this story the first time....that old crow sam was swiping women's ear rings and braclets and flying off with them....well they ended up in the den of criminals tree fort......and not a soul would believe these feral children, until people caught old sam stealing a piece of jewelry off a picnic table and saw him drop it in the tree fort......strange story....nope...reality....and now I know the reality of Travon.......lean purple.........damn.....and he does not even have sam the crow in his story.

So, old crow Sam put the jewelry in a baggie and hid it in Trayvon's locker. Did he put the screwdriver, marijuana residue and pipe in the locker?

No, no...6 ft tall Trayvon was in his tree fort playing games with his little friends.

And....he and all his little friends were Eagle Scouts.

Seaoat, I'm just commenting on what the woman said they talked about during deliberations. You only want to hear what you want to believe.


Why would I not believe it......people right now are saying my story about Sam is nonsense.....heck some of these things about Mr. Martin might be actually true......but like the story of Sam.....people are going to be inclined to have some skepticism well I was there.....that damn Sam was the smartest crow I ever saw.....and his human comrades.....well they were some scary folks......it would have scared the begeeezeees out of you.....I think you would have just shot us out of principle......somebody had to stop our menacing rampages......we also almost derailed a train with starter caps.......we had visions of Jessie James until they stopped the train and ran every last one of us down........yea we were the James gang.....

The crow flew from the tree house to the school, unzipped Trayvon's bag, and put the jewelry, pot residue and women's jewelry in it.

2seaoat wrote:A urban drink called lean purple........Skittles and Arizona Ice tea......man am I glad we have these folks that  have insight  to click on links and give us information.......Who would have ever known.  To think that silly boy was fired up, or about to be fired up on lean purple.......He needed to talk to old Seaoat.....when I was 17 we would take apple cider and everclear and make a monster drink called fat apple........it turned all of us kids into criminals.....I think some of my friends smoked pot......but heck that fat apple would have us crazed killers swarming the streets with our bell bottom jeans and a hankering for the always evil and complete personality changing combo of Fat apple with MD 20/20.....I once in my crazed state took a a for sale sign.....and well you know......I put it across the street.....I even had a leather bomber jacket......tough guy wanabee....kind of long hair to boot.......but when that MD 20/20 hit that fat apple.....damn I simply cannot argue.....I should have been shot........but lucky for me that combination made me invisible.......

Did you ever bang someone's head into the concrete while drinking your concoctions? No. Nuf said.

So, old crow Sam put the jewelry in a baggie and hid it in Trayvon's locker. Did he put the screwdriver, marijuana residue and pipe in the locker?


Nothing like a screwdriver in your locker to cause a lockdown......and I have to agree some of the most dangerous people I have met in my life have smoked some pot....heck we do not have to stray from this forum to see what it did to Bob.......he is a ticking time bomb.........and all he needs is a partner like sam....and the entire west side of Pensacola will be terrorized....now you know after you posted that story about lean purple, Bob call his dermatologist and said he had a cough, and damn he has been wearing a hoodie and getting skittles every time he fills up the prius......oh the humanity.....screw drivers, pot, and some lean purple.....the only thing which could make this story complete is old sam.......bud sadly he would be one old crow now.......probably had a son who likewise was born into a world of crime.....but sadly I never saw sam again after the authorities discovered his evil intent.

Bob hates burglars.

Funny how you ignore the most serious things that Trayvon was involved in. Oh, Zimmerman was lying, you said. Lots of lies. But Trayvon....he was just a child playing in a tree fort with a little pot. Harmless, he was.

Did you ever bang someone's head into the concrete while drinking your concoctions? No. Nuf said.

heck no we were far wilder....we would shoot bb guns and throw rocks at each other. We would have this annual corn war. It was a stand of about 60 acre of field corn where we would wait until about the time we returned to school......you had to have the war before those damn kernels dried out because getting hit over the head with an ear of dried up corn caused bleeding.....the moms always bitched because as much as those tide commercials said they could get grass stains out .....a bloodied white t shirt pissed them off......but back to the STORY.....we would play capture the flag with a twist in the corn field....the twist is you could throw ears of corn and beat the snot out of your opponent to gain advantage and capture the flag.....now if it was a dry year or we waited too long....it was a bloody mess of JD tearing around and hitting each other with ears of corn.....now today we would all be convicted felons....you see a felony is often the monetary value of the damaged property......anybody see the price of corn lately?

You were one of the guys in the crazy house with Sling Blade obviously. 

Zimmerman and Trayvon were in a corn field playing games. They just forgot to have an "I give" word when Trayvon was banging Zimmerman's head into the concrete corn field.

I cannot believe you started yet another thread on this poor kid. Leave it alone, bitches.

Bob hates burglars.

Funny how you ignore the most serious things that Trayvon was involved in. Oh, Zimmerman was lying, you said. Lots of lies. But Trayvon....he was just a child playing in a tree fort with a little pot. Harmless, he was.


Now hold on....where have I said I did not believe the STORY in this article.....it might be entirely true.....and why for a second would you think a serious thing like a screw drive in a locker would not raise concerns....Heck we were completely out of control as we brought weapons to school. I never went anywhere without my knife.....I was one bad asz with that knife......we would have rights of passage......it was a game of courage....it was called stretch......you would line up with your opponent.....give them one of those cool deep stares....the kind that makes a dog get up and find a place behind the couch....well you know...we would give the stare.....then the challenger would throw the knife into the ground next to his opponents foot, but as far away as the knife would stick.....then you opponent would have to stretch his leg to meet the knife.......then in the stretched out position they would throw their knife into the ground.....and I would stretch out and the first person to loose their balance or be stretched was the loser.......a knife fight that had parents and folks on the street simply terrorized.....nothing was worse than that new pair of blue jean bell bottoms with a knife hole or those brand new steel toe chit kickers with knife marks as the wayward knife found a foot......mean.....lean purple types.....roaming the streets till dark....armed and dangerous......

Maybe the gestapo will fix the world for the useful idiots... resistance is futile comrades.

2seaoat wrote:Bob hates burglars.

Funny how you ignore the most serious things that Trayvon was involved in. Oh, Zimmerman was lying, you said. Lots of lies. But Trayvon....he was just a child playing in a tree fort with a little pot. Harmless, he was.


Now hold on....where have I said I did not believe the STORY in this article.....it might be entirely true.....and why for a second would you think a serious thing like a screw drive in a locker would not raise concerns....Heck we were completely out of control as we brought weapons to school.   I never went anywhere without my knife.....I was one bad asz with that knife......we would have rights of passage......it was a game of courage....it was called stretch......you would line up with your opponent.....give them one of those cool deep stares....the kind that makes a dog get up and find a place behind the couch....well you know...we would give the stare.....then the challenger would throw the knife into the ground next to his opponents foot, but as far away as the knife would stick.....then you opponent would have to stretch his leg to meet the knife.......then in the stretched out position they would throw their knife into the ground.....and I would stretch out and the first person to loose their balance or be stretched was the loser.......a knife fight that had parents and folks on the street simply terrorized.....nothing was worse than that new pair of blue jean bell bottoms with a knife hole or those brand new steel toe chit kickers with knife marks as the wayward knife found a foot......mean.....lean purple types.....roaming the streets till dark....armed and dangerous......

According to most everything you've posted here, we're supposed to believe that Trayvon and Zimmerman were just playing games that night.

Floridatexan wrote:
I cannot believe you started yet another thread on this poor kid.  Leave it alone, bitches.

Or what? You'll curse and call us names?

I still can't get over the liberal media's presentation of Martin with the photo of a much younger angelic looking Martin. Things can change quickly when you're a teen. The young man was no Saint.


I have to agree......nothing worse than distorting the story on a kid on the path to perdition.....that purple stuff alone has got me thinking......he probably was smoking that weed.....being all bad and in your face....just one mean muther cruising for a bruising.....and to think the only thing between me learning the truth about the kid was the liberal media.....damn...they are some bad people, and really if we learned anything from this incident it is the son of sam was a lot meaner than sam......so clearly this begins and ends with the parents not doing a very good job of raising those boys......heck, when I saw his brother on the stand.......he just screamed of a fashion atrocity......and you know what......I heard that as Chirs Rock talks about his mom always curing everything with Tusin.......I am certain that this family was dealing in that purple stuff and the only reason Martin did not lead Zimmerman to the 12 year old partner in crime at his dad's house was that it would have been purple haze.......Purple Haze was in my brain, lately things don't seem the same, actin' funny but I don't know why 's...

You know sometimes you really do get to the bottom of things here. Thank you

Or what? You'll curse and call us names?

Heck no. This is the most intelligent thread of the day. I have learned a great deal. I now understand how blinded I have been by the liberal media bias.....I simply cannot argue with that truth.....why would I curse when people have taken the time to help me understand more about Martin. I mean really is it fair to sum up a kids life with an autopsy photo.....nope I love to think about his spirit and all that bad asz mixing up some of that purple stuff......I get this vision now of Martin playing for the bears.....you know that mike singletary glare .......just waiting to hurt somebody.....pot, purple, and a screwdriver to boot........I will never call a person a name who takes the time to bring lucidity and truth to our existence.....again....a big thank you and keep up the good work.

I was just watching Anderson Cooper w/ the juror on there and was pretty amazed that everything she said as to why they found Zimmerman innocent was exactly what I felt after listening to the evidence. She said the following, the these effing punks and all that other stuff put in there did not matter when they got down to the law and what happened. She said all that mattered was what happened during the encounter and they did not believe it was racial profiling or Zimmerman had a bad intent when he got out of the car. She thought the skilttles and arizona tea were ridiculous compared to the piece of cement O'mara presented. They threw manslaughter out pretty quickly.

She said all that mattered was what happened during the encounter and they did not believe it was racial profiling or Zimmerman had a bad intent

By golly gee williker.....this thing had nothing to with race.....just like you thunk.......just a run of the mill criminal trial......we are making progress, and I am learning finally what you were telling us all along......by golly gee williker.

I was relating what the juror said and their beliefs during deliberations. As I said earlier race was a factor in the minds of african amercians and the people who mistook Zimmerman's actions.

Really, really funny in a pathetic sorta way.

As I said earlier race was a factor in the minds of african amercians and the people who mistook Zimmerman's actions.

No disagreement here....heck....it is understandable that there is a break down in communications between the races.....I never got me some of that purple stuff......if bob does not try it first....I am going have to, and maybe when I am in a purple haze I can figure out how those African Americans get such a messed up view of the world......I am really beginning to understand this entire sad event with clarity which I did not think was possible.