I'm not
that fucking asshole, but since I still probably qualify as a different fucking asshole, I'll horn in on the Wharton thing. Just because it seems a fucking-asshole kind of thing to do.
The more you know about college, the less impressive a degree is. I've got three of 'em. I'm smart, but I'm no whatchacall that guy, with the crazy hair, invented the theory of relatives or whatever? Yeah, that guy. And my degree's harder to get that a business degree. Business degrees are gimmies. So, Wharton's not
that big a deal.
Trump's dad was rich, and he was very ambitious about his sons. Even drove Fred Jr. to drink himself to death in his early 40's, 'cuz he wanted to be a commercial airline pilot instead of a Wall Street "killer." So his dad tormented him and got his brothers to torment him, too, saying "What's the difference between you and a bus driver?" So, yeah, Fred Christ Trump (not kidding, that was his middle name)? MAJOR fucking asshole. Makes me and Polecat look like a hospitality committee. A guy like that could eaaaasilly buy his son's way through college. You have millions, they want to hit you up for funds. Things can happen.
And, they did.
Gwenda Blair’s book on the Trump family reports that he gained admission as a transfer student only because of “an interview with a friendly Wharton admissions officer who was one of Freddy’s old high school classmates.” (Freddy is Donald’s older brother.) Trump was also the son of one of the wealthiest New York businessmen of the era, the developer Fred Trump. That certainly couldn’t have hurt his admission chances.
As with all things Trump, his claims of his academic prowess are greatly exaggerated.
Writing in the New York Times magazine in 1984, William Geist reported that “the commencement program from 1968 does not list him as graduating with honors of any kind,” even though “just about every profile ever written about Mr. Trump states that he graduated first in his class at Wharton in 1968.”
The writer Jerome Tuccille reported in his 1985 biography of Trump that while “it has been reported that he graduated first in the class … Donald denied that he ever made such a claim. Actually he was not among the honor students that year.”
As always, Trump talks himself up, but, this is what he really was:
Trump’s academic performance at Wharton, good or bad, didn’t affect his career much. When he graduated, he promptly went to work for his father’s real estate firm, where he was made president a few years later.
Got it all from Daddy.
Trump spent only two years at Penn, having transferred to Wharton as a junior from Fordham in New York City. He was hardly a stellar student (never making the dean’s list, despite repeatedly telling the New York Times he graduated first in his class). He lived off-campus and didn’t take part in much campus life, spending his weekends in New York working in his dad’s real estate business.
Reportedly, the school is now highly ashamed of Trump, and wish he'd stop telling people he went there.
Over 4,000 members of the Wharton community penned an open letter that denounced the candidate this past summer, insisting that Trump “does not represent us” and that the school has been used “to legitimize prejudice and intolerance.” The letter included the names of at least 30 professors. “There are a lot of Wharton students who have the right idea about how they fit into the world, but who are feeling a little diminished by this,” said Brousse, the development officer.
Anyway, I'm not
sure how he graduated Wharton, but I have $u$picion$.