You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...
A Muslim officer crying "Allah Akbar" while shooting up an army base is considered to have committed "Workplace Violence", while an American citizen boasting a Tea Party bumper sticker is classified by the Secretary of Homeland Security as a "Domestic Terrorist".
You can get arrested for expired tags on your car, but not for being in the country illegally.
Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of our money.
The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower courts cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.
Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government intrusion, while slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded with cell phones, EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid and subsidized housing.
The government's plan for getting people back to work is to provide 99 weeks of unemployment checks to not work.
The rights of the Government come before the rights of the individual.
Parents believe the State is responsible for providing for their children.
You pay your mortgage faithfully, while your neighbor defaults on his mortgage, buys iphones, big screen TVs and new cars, and the government forgives his debt and reduces his mortgage with your tax dollars.
Your government can add anything it wants to your kid's water (fluoride, chlorine, etc.), but you are not supposed to give them whole milk.
Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you "safe".
You have to have your parents signature to go on a school field trip, but not to get an abortion.
An 80 year old woman in a wheel chair can be stripped searched by the TSA, but a Muslim woman in a burqa is only subject to having her neck and head searched.
A Muslim officer crying "Allah Akbar" while shooting up an army base is considered to have committed "Workplace Violence", while an American citizen boasting a Tea Party bumper sticker is classified by the Secretary of Homeland Security as a "Domestic Terrorist".
You can get arrested for expired tags on your car, but not for being in the country illegally.
Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of our money.
The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower courts cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.
Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government intrusion, while slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded with cell phones, EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid and subsidized housing.
The government's plan for getting people back to work is to provide 99 weeks of unemployment checks to not work.
The rights of the Government come before the rights of the individual.
Parents believe the State is responsible for providing for their children.
You pay your mortgage faithfully, while your neighbor defaults on his mortgage, buys iphones, big screen TVs and new cars, and the government forgives his debt and reduces his mortgage with your tax dollars.
Your government can add anything it wants to your kid's water (fluoride, chlorine, etc.), but you are not supposed to give them whole milk.
Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you "safe".
You have to have your parents signature to go on a school field trip, but not to get an abortion.
An 80 year old woman in a wheel chair can be stripped searched by the TSA, but a Muslim woman in a burqa is only subject to having her neck and head searched.