It is truly amazing how wingnutz can invent these fantasies from whole cloth and believe them even after they've been definitively disproven, but show them a real crime in plain sight where even the perp has admitted his guilt, and they look away.
They really, truly should not be allowed to vote ever again.[/b]
One thing fun is the way they try to distort Biden's video like he's admitting to a wrongdoing... AND Trump is trying to bribe the Ukraine to get them to find dirt on him (or, likely, even invent some).
If that Biden video was what they say it was, Trump wouldn't be nagging anyone for dirt, because he'd already have
it. But this escapes them, because it involves logic.
Right-wingers simply do not think.
They just take in and regurgitate. They hear bad news about what Trump does and then they sit there in fear, waiting for Hannity to come on and tell them what lies they can tell themselves to try to keep their fragile world-view intact. Then they repeat that, thinking ridiculousness works as a defense.
Occam's got his razor, but here's mine: If over half of what you believe relies on intricate conspiracy theories to help you keep believing it, then you're wrong.
And a deluded moron to boot.
Conservative thinkers like Max Boot and Rick Wilson and Ana Navarro and Bill Kristol and some others have all fled the party in embarrassment, and what's left of the Republicans have turned into a #QAnon cult that will believe anything
that helps them not have to face facts. They think people are sending them secret messages on 4chan. They think there's a "deep state" set-up because two agents texted snarky things about Trump (and also Hillary). They think thumb-wearing-a-wig Sean Hannity has actual knowledge to impart. They think InfoWars has actual "info." They believe Liar L. McLiarface's tweets. They think pedophile rings run out of a one-story pizza places basement are an actual thing and the DNC would be involved in it. They think "uranium one" and "fast and furious" are real gotchas. They think any reportage of actual facts is due to "bias" (but they've always thought that -- it's more comforting to think the media is "liberal" than to face the truth that conservatives are dumb, corrupt, and suck at what they do).
Speaking of dumb, gotta LOVE the idiot's tweet this morning. Thank the gods someone got a screen-capture of it, because I bet he'll take it down:
So let's unpack this Big Ol' Box O' Dumbass
that's just been delivered onto America's front porch.
First off, that's an apostrophe, not a hyphen.
Secondly, the apostrophe only makes it stupider.
An apostrophe is there to represent a missing letter. If Trump (or 'rump, ha ha) had written " Lil' ," then, yeah, he'd need an apostrophe. Adding it to the end of "liddle" makes no sense. If he wants to spell "little" as "liddle" to make it seem more childish or something, fine, then do that, but claiming an apostrophe would mean anything only makes him look stupe-normously stupid. Like, the Godzilla of stupid. CNN leaving that off makes absolutely
no difference, and the fact that he thinks it does
only makes things even more laughable. This is the "I didn't wet my pants,
these are slacks,
so ha ha, who looks stupid now?
" of defenses.
Thirdly, it's "describing," with an "e," not "discribing," you colossal criminal numbfart, you.
Anyway... yeah, conservatives have a leader that represents 'em, at least.