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Floridatexan

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She's right! Let's brand the whole republican mob as traitors, including MOSCOW MITCH and LIMP LINDSEY GRAHAM.


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RealLindaL


Interesting take on things. Unfortunately, like SO much else at present, this will likely go absolutely nowhere.

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polecat

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rick wilson...

It's not the crime.

It's the cover-up.

Dumbass Watergate is on!




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Crazy how not one person implicated in this growing scandal is an immigrant. - Andy Lassner


Trump just wants another Civil War because he knows we put up statues of the losers


“If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason’s & Dixon’s, but between patriotism and intelligence on one side, & superstition, ambition, & ignorance on the other.” - President Ulysses S. Grant 1876


If AOC, Ilhan Omar, or Rashida Tlaib screamed and acted like Jim Jordan, Lindsey Graham, or Devin Nunes, we’d be hearing from the GOP that women are too emotional to serve in Congress. Ever wondered what Republican whiny male privilege is? This is it. - Andrea Junker


You know what is going to piss Trump off the most?
The Whistleblower will be named Time Person of The Year. - YS tweet


A whistleblower and a handful of journalists are saving the United States of America.
This is what patriotism looks like. - Andy Lassner


Putin Angrily Resigns from Trump's Reelection Campaign. - Andy Borowitz


Protestors should interrupt every Trump rally here on out by blowing whistles. - Roland Scahill


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RealLindaL


Love it all as usual, polecat. Thanks!

Dearly hope the cartoon is accurate.

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Jim Jordan and Marco Rubio. A couple of testicles in search of a penis they can share.


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Carville is right. Biden should keep screaming that Trump is attacking him because he knows Biden will beat him like an orange bongo. Screw Trump's base. The Dem base despises Trump and will gladly back Biden if he shows he has the heart to rip the orange nightmare to shreds. I don't see that kind of fire from Biden, yet. Twisted Evil




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This satire is so accurate it's almost not even funny. But only almost... Smile

https://www.theonion.com/area-man-passionate-defender-of-what-he-imagines-consti-1819571149

Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be
11/14/09 8:02AM


ESCONDIDO, CA—Spurred by an administration he believes to be guilty of numerous transgressions, self-described American patriot Kyle Mortensen, 47, is a vehement defender of ideas he seems to think are enshrined in the U.S. Constitution and principles that brave men have fought and died for solely in his head.

Kyle Mortensen would gladly give his life to protect what he says is the Constitution's very clear stance against birth control.
Kyle Mortensen would gladly give his life to protect what he says is the Constitution's very clear stance against birth control.

"Our very way of life is under siege," said Mortensen, whose understanding of the Constitution derives not from a close reading of the document but from talk-show pundits, books by television personalities, and the limitless expanse of his own colorful imagination. "It's time for true Americans to stand up and protect the values that make us who we are."

According to Mortensen—an otherwise mild-mannered husband, father, and small-business owner—the most serious threat to his fanciful version of the 222-year-old Constitution is the attempt by far-left "traitors" to strip it of its religious foundation.

"Right there in the preamble, the authors make their priorities clear: 'one nation under God,'" said Mortensen, attributing to the Constitution a line from the Pledge of Allegiance, which itself did not include any reference to a deity until 1954. "Well, there's a reason they put that right at the top."


"Men like Madison and Jefferson were moved by the ideals of Christianity, and wanted the United States to reflect those values as a Christian nation," continued Mortensen, referring to the "Father of the Constitution," James Madison, considered by many historians to be an atheist, and Thomas Jefferson, an Enlightenment-era thinker who rejected the divinity of Christ and was in France at the time the document was written. "The words on the page speak for themselves."

According to sources who have read the nation's charter, the U.S. Constitution and its 27 amendments do not contain the word "God" or "Christ."


Mortensen said his admiration for the loose assemblage of vague half-notions he calls the Constitution has only grown over time. He believes that each detail he has pulled from thin air—from prohibitions on sodomy and flag-burning, to mandatory crackdowns on immigrants, to the right of citizens not to have their hard-earned income confiscated in the form of taxes—has contributed to making it the best framework for governance "since the Ten Commandments."

"And let's not forget that when the Constitution was ratified it brought freedom to every single American," Mortensen said.


Mortensen's passion for safeguarding the elaborate fantasy world in which his conception of the Constitution resides is greatly respected by his likeminded friends and relatives, many of whom have been known to repeat his unfounded assertions verbatim when angered. Still, some friends and family members remain critical.

"Dad's great, but listening to all that talk radio has put some weird ideas into his head," said daughter Samantha, a freshman at Reed College in Portland, OR. "He believes the Constitution allows the government to torture people and ban gay marriage, yet he doesn't even know that it guarantees universal health care."


Mortensen told reporters that he'll fight until the bitter end for what he roughly supposes the Constitution to be. He acknowledged, however, that it might already be too late to win the battle.

"The freedoms our Founding Fathers spilled their blood for are vanishing before our eyes," Mortensen said. "In under a year, a fascist, socialist regime has turned a proud democracy into a totalitarian state that will soon control every facet of American life."
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"Don't just take my word for it," Mortensen added. "Try reading a newspaper or watching the news sometime."

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Somehow, this seems like a perfect metaphor for Trump and his voters:

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zsomething wrote:Somehow, this seems like a perfect metaphor for Trump and his voters:






Adjusted for adults, and Trumpers. (The Simpson's were not the only one's that tried to warn US that Something Wicked This Way Comes)



Floridatexan

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Floridatexan wrote:





Thanks for posting this FT


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