Reports are that Gaetz was "milkshaked," oh the humanity!
But it really is hard to narrow down just one reason someone would throw a milkshake at Gaetz. While no one deserves to be given an unwanted projectile treat, Gaetz does have a laundry list of milkshakable offenses, like the time he brought Chuck Johnson, a banned Twitter troll, accused Holocaust denier and vocal affiliate of the "alt-right" white nationalist movement, to President Trump's State of the Union address, or that time he nominated Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize after he “successfully” denuclearized North Korea.
But more than likely, the milkshake was born from Gaetz’s constant peddling of bullshit. Whether he’s on Fox News defending some of the worst things Trump has ever tweeted, or filing a bill that one of his staffers sourced from a pro-Trump subreddit, or tweeting a fake anti-Semitic video blaming George Soros for the migrant caravan, Gaetz is a constant turd in the Trump toilet bowl.
Either way, it’s not surprising to see Gaetz join the milkshake club, which so far includes other notable names like Brexit blowhard Nigel Farage, Carl "I brag about raping people" Benjamin, and neo-Nazi whisperer Tommy Robinson.
We’ll update this story once we find out more information on exactly what flavor of milkshake was thrown at Gaetz.
https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2019/06/01/florida-rep-matt-gaetz-got-hit-with-a-milkshake-and-a-true-hero-got-video