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1 Best Headline Ever! on 11/30/2018, 2:48 am

TRUMP’S DAY GOES FROM BAD TO SCREAMING INTO A BUCKET OF EXTRA-CRISPY CHICKEN WINGS

On the same day Michael Cohen cut a plea deal with Mueller, Trump’s bank of choice and longtime tax attorney’s office were both raided by law enforcement.

The week of November 26 started out like any other for the Trump administration. One of the president‘s signature lies blew up in his face. The First Lady’s White House Christmas decorations resembled a promo for the sequel to The Shining. Donald Trump claimed his “gut” knows more about monetary policy than the Federal Reserve, and threatened to f--k over Americans to get back at a company that double-crossed him. Donny Jr. told voters to support an unrepentant racist for office. Ivanka Trump said there’s nothing wrong with sending hundreds of e-mails about government business from a private account if a Trump is the one doing it. The lawyers for Paul Manafort, the corrupt former chairman of the Trump campaign, fed confidential information about the special prosecutor’s investigation to the president’s lawyers. All in all, pretty standard stuff! That is, until Thursday, which brought a whole bunch of surprises that the president is clearly having some difficulty coping with.

First, his former lawyer-slash-hush-money emissary Michael Cohen pleaded guilty to lying to Congress about his involvement with Russia, specifically his work on a Trump real-estate deal in Moscow. In a court filing, Robert Mueller wrote that Cohen admitted to speaking with Russian officials about Trump Tower Moscow well into 2016, and briefed Donald Trump himself about all of it. That, of course, is a problem given the president’s highly contradictory statements on the matter. In fact, some believe it may bring the special prosecutor is “one step closer to showing links between Donald Trump’s business interests in Russia and his conduct as a candidate for president.”


https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/11/trumps-day-goes-from-bad-to-screaming-into-a-bucket-of-chicken-wings


There's more, read the rest of the article. The author's a pretty good writer...    for a girl.

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2 Re: Best Headline Ever! on 11/30/2018, 8:57 pm

I thought the first lady's Christmas trees were okay.
All the rest of that stuff is a bunch of filthy criminal shit, of course.

But hey, she's the first lady. If she likes red Christmas trees it's okay with me. My son used to have a black one.  It was amazingly beautiful.

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5 Re: Best Headline Ever! on 12/1/2018, 2:43 am

bigdog wrote:But hey, she's the first lady. If she likes red Christmas trees it's okay with me.

And hey, her husband is forever trashing all types of norms, traditions, and standards, so why not Melania?

Personally I think the red trees are ugly as hell -- and reminiscent of it. Perhaps it's a subconscious expression of where she finds herself, i.e., married to a blanking liar and cheater.

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6 Re: Best Headline Ever! on 12/1/2018, 8:42 am

polecat wrote:

                              Bingo!

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7 Re: Best Headline Ever! on 12/1/2018, 12:47 pm

polecat wrote:

Laughing Laughing

You can put me down for a "no" vote on the red trees.  I think they're kinda tacky. like our President  

Just one mighta been okay … but a whole row of 'em?  Really?



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8 Re: Best Headline Ever! on 12/1/2018, 12:52 pm

EmeraldGhost wrote:I think they're kinda tacky.  

Tacky? In Donald Trump's White House? Shocked! SHOCKED!

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9 Re: Best Headline Ever! on 12/1/2018, 1:15 pm

Deus X wrote:
EmeraldGhost wrote:I think they're kinda tacky.  

Tacky? In Donald Trump's White House?  Shocked! SHOCKED!

Oh … well I guess maybe they're not so tacky then, all things considered confused

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10 Re: Best Headline Ever! on 12/1/2018, 3:41 pm



REDRUM

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11 Re: Best Headline Ever! on 12/1/2018, 7:31 pm

Floridatexan wrote:

REDRUM

Is that Ivanka and Jared standing in the hall?   Laughing

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12 Re: Best Headline Ever! on 12/3/2018, 3:38 am

EmeraldGhost wrote:
Floridatexan wrote:

REDRUM

Is that Ivanka and Jared standing in the hall?   Laughing



You've got too much time on your hands. Get a hobby or a girlfriend or something.

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13 Re: Best Headline Ever! on 12/3/2018, 5:10 am

I'll have a red Christmas, without you.

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14 Re: Best Headline Ever! on 12/6/2018, 1:56 pm




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What are the chances that Trump is going to wish the Jewish community a happy Chaka Khan?


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If Donald Trump gets arrested on Christmas I will accept Christ. - Bess Kalb


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