THIS JUST IN: Video of Trump's News Conference...

Stop believing your own eyes and listen to the lies he tells you.

I'm a little disappointed. I was hoping he'd draw a Senor Wences face on his hand and make it sing "O Solo Mio." Unfortunately, his craziness stopped juuussssst short of that.

Oh well, at least he kept his pants on and didn't try to disprove the "Mario Kart mushroom" thing, which is what I'd assumed was going to be the purpose of his press conference. But, it's only Thursday, there's still time.

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