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126Matt Gaetz, Florida's Own Trumpenis - Page 6 Empty Re: Matt Gaetz, Florida's Own Trumpenis on 12/10/2019, 1:19 pm

PkrBum

PkrBum
Have you wondered why Russian collusion isn't one of the articles of impeachment?

It's supposed to be the underlying crime... right?

Don't hurt yourself.

127Matt Gaetz, Florida's Own Trumpenis - Page 6 Empty Re: Matt Gaetz, Florida's Own Trumpenis on 12/10/2019, 2:17 pm

zsomething


PkrBum wrote:*laughable needy I-enjoy-just-being-tolerated moron's predictable weak culty-cult horseshit*



Laughing

Now, where were we? Oh yeah... just in case things weren't absurd enough already, here's more of the craziness Trump's desperate apologists are trafficking in:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/lou-dobbs-doj-ig-report-031705197.html

(just an aside: Lou Dobb's hair changes color three times a week, but never to a color that actually appears in nature. Smart TVs just shrug and give up trying to color-balance that rat-pelt he's perched on his pumpkin)


Fox Business Network host Lou Dobbs tore into the Justice Department’s top watchdog on Monday night, calling DOJ Inspector General Michael Horowitz’s report on the Russia probe a “whitewash” while claiming it was proof that the “Deep State” controlled the government.

While some at Fox attempted to toss a pro-Trump spin on Horowitz’s finding that there was no political bias and the FBI had sufficient evidence to launch an investigation into Donald Trump’s 2016 campaign, Dobbs began his show on Monday by immediately dismissing the report as “long-delayed and hardly worth the wait.”

“After 621 days investigating some of the clearest abuses of power by the Obama-era intelligence agency, the Department of Justice Inspector General Michael Horowitz declared he was unable to find any political bias behind the surveillance of the 2016 Trump campaign,” Dobbs, an informal adviser to Trump, groused.

“All this is more evidence of the ‘radical Dimms’ and the Deep State’s awesome control of our permanent bureaucracy of our federal government,” he added.

Noting that Attorney General William Barr and U.S. Attorney John Durham—who is investigating the origins of the Russia probe—both issued statements disagreeing with Horowitz’s findings, Dobbs insisted that Durham was putting “the Deep State on notice.”

Moments later, speaking to Judicial Watch’s Tom Fitton, Dobbs agreed with his guest’s assessment that Horowitz accepted the FBI’s “bureaucratic excuses for targeting the President of the United State and a presidential candidate.”

“We have an inspector general who should be a countervailing influence within the Justice Department and the FBI,” Dobbs grumbled. “Who should be bringing accountability to this corrupt cabal of agents and officials of both the FBI and the Justice Department. Instead what we have got here, in 434 pages without exception, is a whitewash.”


This is why it's a waste of time to try to talk sense to these people. If something doesn't come out the way they want it, they don't take that as proof that they were wrong... they take it that the conspiracy they think is against them is even deeper than they thought. Get results you don't like? Dismiss it as a "whitewash." Never accept anything that doesn't fit the cult's narrative. And do it while -- hilariously -- talking about "empiricism."

They operate by the exact opposite of the scientific method. They make up their minds first what the outcome is, and then they dismiss anything that contradicts it, and quadruple-magnify anything that can in any way be twisted to support it.

That's why you hear the same shit over and over from 'em. Trump making a million excuses for Putin and Kim and the Saudis is a "non-story" that they will never address, while we're gonna hear Obama's "I'll have more leverage after the election" eight million times, even though that's a concocted "scandal" since no leader with any sense starts making deals they might not be in office to follow through on. But it's the closest thing they have, so, they cling to it like it means somethin'. You'll never hear them admit that the asshole they elected lies 40 times a day, but you'll get endless replays of "if you like your doctor you can keep your doctor" over and over again (even though that wasn't a lie as much as a mistake, and then only in about 5% of cases). Instead of admitting that, yeah, Trump tried to pressure the Ukraine to investigate his political rivals, you'll hear horseshit about Benghazi (already investigated multiple times, from people who actually showed up to answer the questions, and was proven to be nothin') or Uranium One (which is also bullshit) or whatever. You name the molehill and these assclowns will construct a ski-lift next to it.

Everything's a dodge, everything's a "conspiracy," actual facts are just part of a plot against 'em. They're so persecuuuuted! By snnnoooowflaaaaakes! Very Happy

It's not news, it's church. You have to beliiiieevvvve, brotha! Don't let the devil fool you with fossil evidence and such, that's just there to test your faith!

Lou Dobbs doesn't even try anymore. He knows what kind of people he's dealing with, so... why make the effort? Pigs like slop. All you gotta do is hurl it. They'll believe whatever they're told, so why waste the time even trying to make it look good? You can't embarrass 'em, you can't insult their intelligence. And they're not gonna read the report for themselves... or anything else, for that matter. Just tell 'em lies, it's safe to do so.

What's left of the Republican party has reached peak stupidity. It's kind of alarming, if you've been overestimating 'em. It'd be hilarious, if not for the violence these morons will probably indulge in when they're out of all other options and see the world moving on despite them. Because they're never going to be able to admit they're the low side of the bell curve and got fooled by a corrupt clown that the rest of the country saw right through. For some unjustifiable reason, they have "pride." In what, no one knows. Rolling Eyes


128Matt Gaetz, Florida's Own Trumpenis - Page 6 Empty Re: Matt Gaetz, Florida's Own Trumpenis on 12/10/2019, 2:45 pm

Telstar

Telstar
zsomething wrote:
PkrBum wrote:*laughable needy I-enjoy-just-being-tolerated moron's predictable weak culty-cult horseshit*



Laughing  

Now, where were we?   Oh yeah... just in case things weren't absurd enough already, here's more of the craziness Trump's desperate apologists are trafficking in:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/lou-dobbs-doj-ig-report-031705197.html

(just an aside: Lou Dobb's hair changes color three times a week, but never to a color that actually appears in nature.  Smart TVs just shrug and give up trying to color-balance that rat-pelt he's perched on his pumpkin)


Fox Business Network host Lou Dobbs tore into the Justice Department’s top watchdog on Monday night, calling DOJ Inspector General Michael Horowitz’s report on the Russia probe a “whitewash” while claiming it was proof that the “Deep State” controlled the government.

While some at Fox attempted to toss a pro-Trump spin on Horowitz’s finding that there was no political bias and the FBI had sufficient evidence to launch an investigation into Donald Trump’s 2016 campaign, Dobbs began his show on Monday by immediately dismissing the report as “long-delayed and hardly worth the wait.”

“After 621 days investigating some of the clearest abuses of power by the Obama-era intelligence agency, the Department of Justice Inspector General Michael Horowitz declared he was unable to find any political bias behind the surveillance of the 2016 Trump campaign,” Dobbs, an informal adviser to Trump, groused.

“All this is more evidence of the ‘radical Dimms’ and the Deep State’s awesome control of our permanent bureaucracy of our federal government,” he added.

Noting that Attorney General William Barr and U.S. Attorney John Durham—who is investigating the origins of the Russia probe—both issued statements disagreeing with Horowitz’s findings, Dobbs insisted that Durham was putting “the Deep State on notice.”

Moments later, speaking to Judicial Watch’s Tom Fitton, Dobbs agreed with his guest’s assessment that Horowitz accepted the FBI’s “bureaucratic excuses for targeting the President of the United State and a presidential candidate.”

“We have an inspector general who should be a countervailing influence within the Justice Department and the FBI,” Dobbs grumbled. “Who should be bringing accountability to this corrupt cabal of agents and officials of both the FBI and the Justice Department. Instead what we have got here, in 434 pages without exception, is a whitewash.”


This is why it's a waste of time to try to talk sense to these people.  If something doesn't come out the way they want it, they don't take that as proof that they were wrong... they take it that the conspiracy they think is against them is even deeper than they thought.   Get results you don't like?  Dismiss it as a "whitewash."   Never accept anything that doesn't fit the cult's narrative.  And do it while -- hilariously -- talking about "empiricism."

They operate by the exact opposite of the scientific method.  They make up their minds first what the outcome is, and then they dismiss anything that contradicts it, and quadruple-magnify anything that can in any way be twisted to support it.  

That's why you hear the same shit over and over from 'em.   Trump making a million excuses for Putin and Kim and the Saudis is a "non-story" that they will never address, while we're gonna hear Obama's "I'll have more leverage after the election" eight million times, even though that's a concocted "scandal" since no leader with any sense starts making deals they might not be in office to follow through on.   But it's the closest thing they have, so, they cling to it like it means somethin'.  You'll never hear them admit that the asshole they elected lies 40 times a day, but you'll get endless replays of "if you like your doctor you can keep your doctor" over and over again (even though that wasn't a lie as much as a mistake, and then only in about 5% of cases).   Instead of admitting that, yeah, Trump tried to pressure the Ukraine to investigate his political rivals, you'll hear horseshit about Benghazi (already investigated multiple times, from people who actually showed up to answer the questions, and was proven to be nothin') or Uranium One (which is also bullshit) or whatever.  You name the molehill and these assclowns will construct a ski-lift next to it.

Everything's a dodge, everything's a "conspiracy," actual facts are just part of a plot against 'em.  They're so persecuuuuted!   By snnnoooowflaaaaakes!  Very Happy

It's not news, it's church.   You have to beliiiieevvvve, brotha!  Don't let the devil fool you with fossil evidence and such, that's just there to test your faith!

Lou Dobbs doesn't even try anymore.  He knows what kind of people he's dealing with, so... why make the effort?  Pigs like slop. All you gotta do is hurl it.  They'll believe whatever they're told, so why waste the time even trying to make it look good?  You can't embarrass 'em, you can't insult their intelligence.   And they're not gonna read the report for themselves... or anything else, for that matter.   Just tell 'em lies, it's safe to do so.

What's left of the Republican party has reached peak stupidity.   It's kind of alarming, if you've been overestimating 'em.  It'd be hilarious, if not for the violence these morons will probably indulge in when they're out of all other options and see the world moving on despite them.  Because they're never going to be able to admit they're the low side of the bell curve and got fooled by a corrupt clown that the rest of the country saw right through.   For some unjustifiable reason, they have "pride."  In what, no one knows.   Rolling Eyes







Only dead people keep voting republican. Most of the country already knows that. Florodor needs to take a whif before they are underground or washed away forever. Twisted Evil

129Matt Gaetz, Florida's Own Trumpenis - Page 6 Empty Re: Matt Gaetz, Florida's Own Trumpenis on 12/11/2019, 3:38 am

Telstar

Telstar

If DUI Gaetz and the rest of his GOP ilk refuse to behave like adults, it's time to place the entire party on a time out. Twisted Evil


130Matt Gaetz, Florida's Own Trumpenis - Page 6 Empty Re: Matt Gaetz, Florida's Own Trumpenis on 12/13/2019, 3:44 am

Telstar

Telstar

131Matt Gaetz, Florida's Own Trumpenis - Page 6 Empty Re: Matt Gaetz, Florida's Own Trumpenis on 12/13/2019, 9:23 pm

Telstar

Telstar
The pot calling the kettle black. DUI Gaetz loses again. LOL.






BTW someone needs to shove a 2 by 4 card up Meghan's fat ass.

Telstar

Telstar
Looks like Matt Gaetz is in trouble again but the slippery slimy eel always manages to slither free.


#MattGaetzIsATool Trends Big-time After He Announces Ethics Complaint Against Pelosi

The tool Matt Gaetz thinks he will file an ethics complaint against Nancy Pelosi for tearing up Trump's pathetic SOTU speech.
By Walter Einenkel

On Thursday morning, Republican Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida announced that he had filed an ethics complaint against House Speaker Nancy Pelosi for ripping up her copy of Donald Trump’s State of the Union speech. It’s predictable and arguably exactly what Pelosi was expecting, with Gaetz saving network pundits from hours of bad takes on the actual contents of the speech. Gaetz is acting out one of the many theatrical displays of fealty that Republican hacks will be performing for their fearful and corrupt leader. It’s very on-brand for the Republican Party: conducting a witch hunt against a woman, wasting American taxpayer money, and not doing their actual jobs as legislators.

Gaetz is a special kind of craven, though, as he combines the condescension of Ted Cruz with the piss-poor intellect of Louie Gohmert. This is a man who has in the past tried to intimidate witnesses and has had his own run-ins with the law, all issues of ethics.

After the announcement of the ethics complaint, #MattGaetzIsATool went viral on Twitter.

Because there is video of every hypocritical moment in these many Republican tools’ lives, here’s a reminder of the kind of hypocritical, two-inch-deep politician Matt Gaetz is.




https://crooksandliars.com/2020/02/mattgaetzisatool-trends-big-time-after-he

Floridatexan

Floridatexan

I checked in with the Florida Bar a while ago. That ethics complaint for witness tampering just evaporated. Looks like the leadership is really tight with the governor. Who knew? (I did).

Telstar

Telstar
Floridatexan wrote:
I checked in with the Florida Bar a while ago.  That ethics complaint for witness tampering just evaporated.  Looks like the leadership is really tight with the governor.  Who knew?  (I did).





Thanks for the update Floridatexan.

135Matt Gaetz, Florida's Own Trumpenis - Page 6 Empty Re: Matt Gaetz, Florida's Own Trumpenis on 2/21/2020, 1:23 pm

zsomething


Righteous.

136Matt Gaetz, Florida's Own Trumpenis - Page 6 Empty Re: Matt Gaetz, Florida's Own Trumpenis on 3/5/2020, 12:15 pm

Telstar

Telstar
Remember people of Florida, while your loved ones are getting sick and dying, DUI  Matt Gaetz thinks it's all a Big Joke. Twisted Evil


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Floridatexan

Floridatexan

138Matt Gaetz, Florida's Own Trumpenis - Page 6 Empty Re: Matt Gaetz, Florida's Own Trumpenis on 3/27/2020, 10:40 am

Floridatexan

Floridatexan
Matt Gaetz gets obliterated after going full ‘Florida Man’ with racist, uninformed coronavirus tweet

There are all kinds of issues one might have with the coronavirus emergency relief bill. However, one of those issues is obviously not going to be earmarking money to go to medical facilities that are dealing directly with COVID-19 cases. But that is exactly what Florida Man Matt Gaetz did on Wednesday, when the congressman decided to try and score some racist dogwhistle points with fellow faux-fiscal conservatives.


Rep. Matt Gaetz
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@RepMattGaetz
$13,000,000 in taxpayer funds could be going to families across the nation struggling to put food on the table in the midst of COVID-19.

Instead, it's going to Howard University.

Education is important- but a $13 million check to Howard does not belong in COVID-19 relief.

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“Education is important- but a $13 million check to Howard does not belong in COVID-19 relief.” Attacking a prestigious HBCU is the kind of racism that bigots like Gaetz consider a salient point. Unfortunately for Mr. Florida Man, intelligence, facts, and the use of those two things are not a strong suit of Rep. Gaetz.

Steve Hofstetter is a comedian and comedy writer, and his response to Rep. Gaetz took off almost instantly since it was so well-written.


Steve Hofstetter
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@SteveHofstetter
Dear Rep. Matt Gaetz,

Why is Howard University in the relief bill? Great question!

Howard University's hospital is a COVID-19 treatment facility. It is within walking distance from your office.

Hope this helps, you dumb fuck. https://twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status/1242887266718097410 …

Rep. Matt Gaetz
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@RepMattGaetz
$13,000,000 in taxpayer funds could be going to families across the nation struggling to put food on the table in the midst of COVID-19.

Instead, it's going to Howard University.

Education is important- but a $13 million check to Howard does not belong in COVID-19 relief.

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If you cannot read that, here’s the text.

Dear Rep. Matt Gaetz,

Why is Howard University in the relief bill? Great question!

Howard University's hospital is a COVID-19 treatment facility. It is within walking distance from your office.

Hope this helps, you dumb fuck.

It is sort of the best thing you might ever read in response to anything Rep. Gaetz does. Matt Gaetz has put his foot in his mouth so many times he could probably shine everybody in Congress’ shoes with the polish he’s ingested. After the tweet took off, Hofstetter gave it a nice little follow up.


Steve Hofstetter
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@SteveHofstetter
· 19h
Dear Rep. Matt Gaetz,

Why is Howard University in the relief bill? Great question!

Howard University's hospital is a COVID-19 treatment facility. It is within walking distance from your office.

Hope this helps, you dumb fuck. https://twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status/1242887266718097410 …

Rep. Matt Gaetz
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@RepMattGaetz
$13,000,000 in taxpayer funds could be going to families across the nation struggling to put food on the table in the midst of COVID-19.

Instead, it's going to Howard University.

Education is important- but a $13 million check to Howard does not belong in COVID-19 relief.

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Steve Hofstetter
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@SteveHofstetter
Well, this is getting more attention than the time Matt Gaetz got arrested for drunk driving. Or the time Matt Gaetz invited a Holocaust denier to the State of the Union. Or the time Matt Gaetz threatened a federal witness. Or the time Matt Gaetz mocked people dying from COVID-19

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Even though Steve Hofstetter won Twitter on Wednesday, Rep. Gaetz’s bullshit racism brought out all kinds of great responses.

The simple.


Rep. Matt Gaetz
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@RepMattGaetz
· Mar 25, 2020
$13,000,000 in taxpayer funds could be going to families across the nation struggling to put food on the table in the midst of COVID-19.

Instead, it's going to Howard University.

Education is important- but a $13 million check to Howard does not belong in COVID-19 relief.

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The simple visual.


Rep. Matt Gaetz
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@RepMattGaetz
· Mar 25, 2020
$13,000,000 in taxpayer funds could be going to families across the nation struggling to put food on the table in the midst of COVID-19.

Instead, it's going to Howard University.

Education is important- but a $13 million check to Howard does not belong in COVID-19 relief.

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Gillian Brockell is social distancing
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@gbrockell
Howard University has a hospital that has been designated one of DC's covid-19 treatment facilities. It is located 2.1 miles from Rep. Gaetz's workplace.

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A U.S. senator even decided to give Matt a math lesson. Liberals and their “elite” educations and all that.


Kamala Harris
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@SenKamalaHarris
The bill provides $30 billion to protect students and help schools, colleges and universities combat the coronavirus. This is $13 million.

$13 million = .04% of $30 billion

Why do you take issue with money going to Howard, Congressman? https://twitter.com/repmattgaetz/status/1242887266718097410 …

Rep. Matt Gaetz
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@RepMattGaetz
$13,000,000 in taxpayer funds could be going to families across the nation struggling to put food on the table in the midst of COVID-19.

Instead, it's going to Howard University.

Education is important- but a $13 million check to Howard does not belong in COVID-19 relief.

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And finally.


Rep. Matt Gaetz
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@RepMattGaetz
· Mar 25, 2020
$13,000,000 in taxpayer funds could be going to families across the nation struggling to put food on the table in the midst of COVID-19.

Instead, it's going to Howard University.

Education is important- but a $13 million check to Howard does not belong in COVID-19 relief.

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Chris Lassiter
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Now do “half a trillion to corporations”.#MattGaetzIsATool

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