trumps 1st year is most successful in history, with ZERO Bigfoot related deaths.
Donald Trump has had one of the most successful first years in office of any president in the history of America.
I know this because White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders said as much Tuesday: “I don’t think anyone can argue it’s probably one of the most successful first years in office.”
Since nobody can argue it, I’m not going to try. Besides, spending five minutes Googling the concrete factual evidence that would disprove that claim is a waste of five minutes that could be spent honoring the unrivaled greatness of our president.
Speaking of Trump’s greatness, did you know he has made it so nobody dies in commercial airline crashes anymore? On Tuesday, the president tweeted: “Since taking office I have been very strict on Commercial Aviation. Good news — it was just reported that there were Zero deaths in 2017, the best and safest year on record.
Rex Huppke
Donald Trump has had one of the most successful first years in office of any president in the history of America.
I know this because White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders said as much Tuesday: “I don’t think anyone can argue it’s probably one of the most successful first years in office.”
Since nobody can argue it, I’m not going to try. Besides, spending five minutes Googling the concrete factual evidence that would disprove that claim is a waste of five minutes that could be spent honoring the unrivaled greatness of our president.
Speaking of Trump’s greatness, did you know he has made it so nobody dies in commercial airline crashes anymore? On Tuesday, the president tweeted: “Since taking office I have been very strict on Commercial Aviation. Good news — it was just reported that there were Zero deaths in 2017, the best and safest year on record.
Rex Huppke