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1 Military mobilized on 10/2/2017, 12:36 pm

A terrorist retirement community member has just committed the largest mass shooting in American history, and the military is planning mass bombings of all sanctuaries of retired citizens with boots on the ground in all Sun City locations in the Southwest. Detention camps are being planned, and Gitmo is expecting terrorist transfers in the thousands. All retirees will have to be screened and no fly lists constructed. Congress has approved another 80 billion increase in the defense budget. An immigration ban will take effect immediately and all anglo saxon non citizens between 55 and 90 will need to be EXTREMELY vetted.

The war on terror requires immediate increases in the defense budget, and further lowering of military standards are required to meet this emergency.

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2 Re: Military mobilized on 10/2/2017, 2:28 pm

2seaoat wrote:A terrorist retirement community member has just committed the largest mass shooting in American history, and the military is planning mass bombings of all sanctuaries of retired citizens with boots on the ground in all Sun City locations in the Southwest.   Detention camps are being planned, and Gitmo is expecting terrorist transfers in the thousands.  All retirees will have to be screened and no fly lists constructed.  Congress has approved another 80 billion increase in the defense budget.  An immigration ban will take effect immediately and all anglo saxon non citizens between 55 and 90 will need to be EXTREMELY vetted. 

Well, it's about time! Them fuggin' geezers are nothing but a drag on the economy. You ever been behind some old biddy using a walker at the grocery store? They take forever and, like as not, they'll trip you up if you try to go around.

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3 Re: Military mobilized on 10/2/2017, 2:35 pm

Three carrier groups are steaming for the Pacific coast and the US is reaching out to Mexico and Canada to join in bombing raids on west coast retirement communities. Navy seals are right now executing precision attacks on AARP headquarters, and waterboarding has begun on leadership to find out the extent of the terrorist network in America. Sarah Huckabee took to the air and said the evil is clear, and all senior discounts must cease immediately across this country because "these" people cannot be allowed to wander freely in America.

The NRA has sent to the Alabama Legislation a new bill requiring all patrons to outdoor country music concerts must have automatic weapons to enter venues, and has been very critical that if the concert goers in Vegas had automatic weapons they could have stopped the terrorist.

When asked at the press conference about automatic weapons in America, Sarah said this is not the time, we do not talk about guns after massacres, and especially when dealing with terrorists.

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4 Re: Military mobilized on 10/2/2017, 2:56 pm

A hospital in the Northern Nevada retirement community of the known terrorists groups of retired white people has been bombed with hundreds of terrorists being eliminated. The President has praised the brave bombardments and suggested that some of the pilots should receive medals. The Military has immediately upped their budget for NFL games and has decided to double the budget for the blue angels so that Generation x can fill the ranks with 80 billion more dollars to spend, and once and for all contain the terrorist babyboomers. Putin and his Russian shills are flooding social networks with counter propaganda that the shooter was a Mexican who walked across the open border with Mexico. Fox news has suggested that the shooter once had lunch at a Muslim owned gas station, and that there is evidence that this shooting might have finally connected ISIS to babyboomers. Breitbart is running a story with Alex Jones that the shooter was a socialist who had worked at a library and was a known book reader.

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5 Re: Military mobilized on 10/2/2017, 3:11 pm

Hey, don't make fun of us old geezers.
The Florida motto is "We drive slow and we drive Low."

Good ones, guys. Very Happy

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6 Re: Military mobilized on 10/2/2017, 3:50 pm

They'll be storming the beaches of Boca Raton any minute now!

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7 Re: Military mobilized on 10/2/2017, 7:37 pm

A massive deportation is now taking place as older retired terrorists are being mass deported and dumped over the border into Mexico. Although they are crying that they have never known any other country but America, the government is saying tough luck....a senior citizen terrorists killed innocents and it is the American standard that if one person in a group causes a problem, all must be punished. It has been rumored the gunman did not take his hat off during the national anthem. A typical babyboomer terrorist credo.

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8 Re: Military mobilized on 10/2/2017, 10:37 pm

I, like most Americans, am horribly saddened by the horrific events in Vegas but I am so happy to see Mr. Oats posting once more . . . .

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9 Re: Military mobilized on 10/2/2017, 10:52 pm

Stop it Seaoat.

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10 Re: Military mobilized on 10/3/2017, 3:18 am

Keep it up, Seaoat, this is really well done satire--some of your best posts EVER!

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11 Re: Military mobilized on 10/3/2017, 6:21 am

stop it when automatic weapons can be sold in this country and the fantasy of first responders doing a good job on this massacre.....I simply want truth and Johnathan Swift used satire to reach the truth and he really did not want people to eat irish babies. If this person had been a Muslim, Mexican, or black it would have been about supporting the myth of hate and discrimination which fed a million innocents being killed in the middle east, but it was not.....it was a white babyboomer, yet people get uncomfortable if we react the same as if this was a Muslim....the stereotype......the fear........the over reaction. No once again this shooting is being white washed......I have yet heard one analyst ask the simple question.....with two windows broken out, and the hotel immediately having alarms about the same, why did it take a full two hours to take this shooter out. The truth is that tragedies are used to feed a police and military state and it is about time that people start speaking the truth.

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