Do you realize how desperate and crazy you sound? My god, you're
shrieking.Yeah, we know Trump won, but you definitely don't sound like any kind of a winner. You're flailing and trying to convince this tiny board off in the middle of nowhere of your "triumph," and, sorry, it's just making you seem like a lunatic. Conspiracy this, conspiracy that, strawmen and crazy wishes that you try to present as facts... you're all over the map. Did Hillary Clinton kick your dog or somethin'? Jeez.
It would help if you could write coherent sentence in the English language. I don't usually like picking on somebody's grammar because it's obnoxious, but fuck, dude, there's only so much I can take before I have to say something. Anybody can typo, but Jesus H. Pogosticking Christ, what IS this?
It makes him is complicit is you guys in the mainstream media in the Clinton criminal enterprise.
READ that. Is that a sentence? "It makes him is complicit is you guys"... what? Read what you write! Nobody should write that sentence unless he's suffering from severe cranial trauma. I've composed better sentences in the middle of street fights.
And you're desperate bid to keep the White House in the hands of your party, you rigged the election.
Okay, first, I'm sure there's a conservative out there somewhere who knows the difference between "your" and "you're," but so far I haven't met 'em. Here's a simple way to understand this basic grammar rule: "you're" is a contraction. It's "you are." So, what you've written is "you are desperate bid..." etc. See how that sounds? Wrong, right? It's easy when you remember that little rule. Not that correcting it would save that sentence, anyway -- what follows is just more of a fragment -- but at least you'd come across as a
little smarter than a stool sample.
I could keep going on the grammar track, because almost every sentence you have is a nonsensical mishmash. If there's a grammar rule that can be fucked up, you're damnsure a-goin' to put your back into fuckin' it. I mean, it's not "a president that," it's a president
who, and, etc.
Whoever got paid for teaching you English is a thief.
But, grammar's really the least of it. Your ideas are such hysterical nonsense I imagine you had to gnaw through some straps to type them. Usually ideas this crazy are scrawled in feces on a madhouse wall, but, lucky us, we get to read them here. God damn you, technology!
You're obsessed with this idea of a "rigged election" but it's horseshit. What was rigged? Your guy won the electoral college, unfortunately for all who love America. True, he barely squeaked by -- the margin of swing state votes was often around 10,000. Trump won the needed states by a combined total of around 80,000. That's fewer people than usually show up to see Wrestlemania. That's wriggling through like a dog under a fence. But, a win's a win, true... I just wouldn't crow about it quite so much.
I know you actually believe the completely-illogical "three million illegal immigrants voted" horseshit, and I laugh at you heartily for your silliness for doing so, because, really, now. Someone who snuck over here is going to risk attracting the attention of ICE by registering to vote so they can cast a ballot for Hillary in California... which is always a gimmie-state for Dems, anyway? That makes sense to you? I know, your vanity is tied to Trump's so you'll parrot whatever line of hoo-ha he feeds you, but the fact is, Hillary did win the popular vote. She got over 48 percent of the vote, and Trump barely over 46. You're still outnumbered.
And let's not forget that America has a woeful voter-turnout problem. Less than half of America's population voted, unfortunately. Only 19% of the people in this country voted for Donald Trump.
One out of five. That's what you've got. And a lot of 'em are jumping off the ship.
I can understand why you're desperate, even though you won this one, because... you know you're not likely to win much anymore, don't you? You feel it. First of all, demographic shifts are against you. Most of the younger generation just aren't getting on board with the GOP, while most of your voter bloc is getting old and dying out. The fuel that's kept the Republicans running as long as they have -- Christianity -- is rapidly becoming less popular with the next generation (entirely its own fault, too, since it's had almost nothing to do with the teachings of Christ or doing good works lately). It's become overbearing and turned people off.
And, what really terrifies you is... the guy you elected is doing a
terrible job. Just awful. His poll numbers are in the septic tank, and they deserve to be even lower, but a few -- like you -- are clinging to your brainwashing like a life preserver because you
neeeeeeed to keep believing. You have nobody to blame anymore: Republicans basically have all three branches and so now you're it, buddy, you have deliver results. And so far that's going over like a fart in church, isn't it?
You got what you wanted -- a complete nitwit in office, and spineless weaklings to shovel his shit through Congress -- and now you're dismayed because it's not as fun as you thought. He's turned out a health care plan that's actually made Obamacare
more popular by comparison. His foreign policies have transformed America from the world leader to an also-ran that the rest of the world just puts up with. He's made us look like a frightened country of bigots that's not nearly as inspirational now. He's taken us of a trade deal that's going to help China, Brazil, India, and Russia roar past us in the international market. He's emboldened our enemies, who aren't afraid of him because they see he's a mentally-ill blowhard. The rest of the world is going to find out that America is dispensable, and they'll learn to get along without us.
As more and more of Trump's chickens -- and, really, they're the whole GOP's chickens, because they're not standing up to him, even though he's an obvious loon who's doing this for his own vanity and not the good of the country -- come home to roost, the GOP brand is going to have a hard time getting the stink off.
Sometimes, winning is the worst thing that could happen to you. Sorry, bud, but I think you're in one of those times. Too bad you couldn't have gotten your turn at the wheel with a guy who could drive. If you'd run Romney again, or Kascich, or even Jeb! then, yeah, a lot of people would still be unhappy, but your party would at least still look
competent. As of now, they don't. All your "convincing" isn't going to work, because you look like a goofus.
I don't give a damn what happens to you, or your party. You've made your stupid cess-pit and you can have yourself a good wallow in it. I do, however, lament what'll happen to America, because America is bigger and more important than that ever-dwindling one-out-of-five that you represent. That sucks for all of us. Every empire declines eventually... I'm just sorry that Trump had to throw grease on the skids for America, because I thought we'd enjoy our status as the one remaining superpower a good while longer.
You won't admit it, I know, because you're in a corner and you don't like it. That's why there's all this Clinton-this, Clinton-that. You tell us, "Trump won, get over it," but you seem unable to accept "Hillary lost, get over it." We have. Too bad, I think she would've been a good president, certainly better than what we have now, but, that ship's sailed. I accept it. Oddly, for a "winner," you can't seem to. You're still fighting a finished battle because the current one is so nasty you just want to avoid it.
You're not trying to convince us. You're trying to convince
you. We're just the audience, getting to watch you act it out before you change your handle and slink away again.
I know none of this is going to sink in. You're going to believe what you need to believe. I'm just entertaining myself with a chew-toy, writing this because I like to write.
So, whatever. Enjoy your delusions. You're going to have to fight very hard to maintain them, and then you'll have to drag them around a long time after they collapse. You've been a part of America's costliest mistake. History shan't be gentle with you.
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