N. Korea's head asshole is getting ready to nuke us.
We're stuck in the accelerating wars of the MidEast and can't get loose.
Global warming is real and the oceans are rising.
The latest batch of STDs are resistant to our known anti-biotics.
Sweden offers returning ISIS fighters with funding, education, and re-adjustment therapy.
American wages have diminished since 1974.
Our infrastructure is archaic and dangerous.
The latest budget reduces the amount of money available for medical research, and increases building our military.
Russia is continuing to make cyber war on us.
These are the things that keep our brave, intelligent leader up at night.
Wrong! What bothers him THE MOST is a female anchor of a cable news show.
Like I said: We're in deep shit.
We're stuck in the accelerating wars of the MidEast and can't get loose.
Global warming is real and the oceans are rising.
The latest batch of STDs are resistant to our known anti-biotics.
Sweden offers returning ISIS fighters with funding, education, and re-adjustment therapy.
American wages have diminished since 1974.
Our infrastructure is archaic and dangerous.
The latest budget reduces the amount of money available for medical research, and increases building our military.
Russia is continuing to make cyber war on us.
These are the things that keep our brave, intelligent leader up at night.
Wrong! What bothers him THE MOST is a female anchor of a cable news show.
Like I said: We're in deep shit.