I am not pregnant, and if I had a new baby, I would love each of you the same
Mom.......what is your credit limit on your credit card?
What is that question about? It is none of your business.
When do I get my credit Card"
Mom, are you going to get a new husband on Match?
No......what is wrong with you girls tonight.
I get to spend a week at the beach with the five year old and eight year old, and cannot wait. Like the eight year old said to me three years ago......Papa.....what the hell is wrong with you?