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1 The Black Bra on 9/11/2016, 1:37 pm

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.


One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.



We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,



(you are going to love this..)









[b]"What's for dinner, Zorro?"

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2 Re: The Black Bra on 9/11/2016, 2:07 pm

Thanks! Needed a laugh today. lol!

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3 Re: The Black Bra on 9/11/2016, 2:08 pm

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Reminded me of old Rodney dangerfield... he was great.

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.

A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

My marriage is on the rocks again. Yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

4 Re: The Black Bra on 9/11/2016, 2:12 pm

That is so funny.

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5 Re: The Black Bra on 9/11/2016, 2:38 pm

Hilarious stuff, Pkr, thanks.

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