Our boy Roberts double crossed us, and now that damned Obama cayah is gonna jes' go ahn fowever! And they's taken down owah rebel flaaayag everywheyah, an da Nigras are gettin' they-ah voting rights bayack, an all dem Messicans are gonna stay hyar, an ya'know thayat supremacist court's gonna toss marriage 'tween a man and a woman down da crappah, what the hell is a happen'n to our fine, lily white Baptist country? The sky is surely fallin' .... damn that Nigra in the white house!! 'sall his fault don't ya know? Him an' that big-assed Kardasian woman!
Reality.
Reality.